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it's really good. how did you decide on the title? it seems more like a video than a gif.
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fording is an option if someone really needs to cross the river (they don't).
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stan had too many bridges.
www.2news.com/news/local/a...
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if i sell furniture by weight, i only need to change one sign in the store that says how much each pound of furniture is - the weight of the furniture in my store will never change. this is going to revolutionize furniture retail.
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if you are shopping for an office chair, look for a used office furniture store. they'll have a bunch of different nice ones for cheap. they usually also sell new furniture that is a knockoff of the designer stuff.
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rain is sure to improve its performance.
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the birthday element makes it more exciting, because it would add a ticking clock - it would have to be accomplished before midnight. people who didn't care to learn how to do a perfect bounce pass would tune in for the drama, that's what would crank up the viewership numbers.
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"50 perfect bounce passes in a row for my 50th birthday" would get millions of views.
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a dunk is only one skill in the basketball player's toolbox. it's more productive to work on crisp bounce passes and setting legal picks than waste time doing dunks.
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in Airheads, the Brendan Fraser character asks for a PRS with a dragon inlay. i'm sure it goes for a fortune, but i wouldn't want it in my house. Buscemi asks for a Zon with a graphite neck - i'd love to have that, just a cool, weird bass.
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a few years ago they did some cheap ones that had dot inlays and plain non-zubaz finishes. the only guitars they ever made that i liked.
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the "animal house style where are they now" pre-credits epilogues are always bad, but the one for a fish called wanda might be the worst one.
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get the insurance but don't prepay for the tank of gas. they'll try to say the damage on the car is your fault, so make sure to get pictures of all the dents and scrapes before you take the keys.
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utility workers have to sing it whenever they replace a sewer grate or manhole cover, or else the fixture falls into public domain and it is free to be taken by the freelance scrap metal recyclers.
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"you belong to the city" by glenn frey, a song i sing to the benches in the park, which belong to the city.
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if i don't eat breakfast, i can have one for lunch and not feel logy for the rest of the day. if i have breakfast, it's only half of one.
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that's more of a british thing. they also insist on calling call eighth notes "quavers".
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he called it a town instead of a city in the first sentence, the guy is out of control - he can't even get basic facts right.
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made a cheesteak (provolone) with the roasted chiles. so good i'm thinking about risking getting banned from my favorite cheesesteak place by bringing the jar and telling the cheesesteakista to put them on my sandwich.
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i buy the fresh roasted ones when i see them pop up in the autumn, but costco had the jars of 505 stuff that's just roasted chiles - not the full-on salsa with tomatoes and other stuff. i'm going to buy a case next time, i've started substituting them in recipes for sauteed bell peppers.
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sporting goods. $5 cash, i will not mail.
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most birds have come to understand the randy johnson bird was a goofus who FAFOed. gallant fans stay off the field during gameplay and enjoy the game with their friends at a safe distance.
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those birds go back home and tell their friends about the free snacks at the baseball game, so their friends come but then they watch the game and become fans of baseball. then birders come to the game to watch the birds, but then THEY watch and become fans. baseball's future needs you to litter.
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go to a baseball game and by the 7th inning, there will be birds waiting for the game to be over so they can munch up the delicious food that people leave on the ground. littering is part of the ecosystem.
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i am at the conclave to elect the next brian pope. it is getting really nasty. brian eno is using insensitive concussion scare tactics against brian urlacher and brian leetch, brian may is spreading rumors that brian de palma's birth certificate says "bryan".
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the aviation section of craigslist is probably my favorite.
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maybe we can get one of the "w" states to switch their letter to double u's. uuisconsin.
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www.thecapitalcycle.co.uk/episodes/ai-...
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whenever i see huge capex, i can only think about marathon's capital cycle. sure enough, they wrote about it.