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I just learned that there are at least four characters in “the three body problem.” We live in a deeply sick world

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Sitting in silence in the uber. Nobody who’s sober has to rideshare a mile to in-n-out

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Just heard about that bison boiling in front of tourists

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being evil and stinky

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the french revolution would have been crazy if the commune had a few vegas style slot machines

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these stupid babies always cry when they start starving

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someone needs to take snake oil and turn it into an energy drink

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gay and racist is so overdone already

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I do love a good folk horror

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scrunchies migrate out of my car and get lost

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Getting kinda into this gambling thing

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Not to alarm anyone but it’s incredibly easy to jam GPS signals

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It’s so hard to be a straight Gundam fan 🥀⛓️

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yeah I actually quit my job to play roulette professionally

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ending my chungus life

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love it or hate it, twitter was a lot better about getting interactions without a preexisting base

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Can someone loan me a million dollars? I promise to be a nice slumlord 🥺

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making fun of my friends for their special interests and hiding their toys

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F91 walked so gQuuuux could run

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damn that's a way to end an episode

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this is bait character design and it works on me

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gonna start live bluing to my zero followers

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Microsoft making it harder to use anything except their stupid AI is so funny

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Its mf gQuuuuseday

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FTC reportedly axing a popular merger between the Milky Way and Andromeda. More to come in future coverage

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“why am I dizzy” -girl with diet of candy and energy drinks

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made my bf listen to the full thunderbolt ost without telling him

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Technofeudalism sounds so much cooler than “tech companies reinvented the company town and also crashed the economy”

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Im so tired of getting raped at bingo night

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overconsumption chungus

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taking some fat viral loads

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“I don’t get anal abou-“ “I get ANAL AND IM SHITTING”

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bro Im crashing out bro

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I just saw some awesome tiny birds

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thai tea is just bbq milk

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Considering a hobby in bulimia

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onions

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