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i read tarot, tarot reads me. i play music sometimes. way too into Excel
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It’s really funny to say that cameras aren’t allowed in courtrooms but that someone can paint a little picture of what happened

submitted 18 hours ago • 16 comments

@kschake.bsky.social look I know you're getting dragged in the comments, so I just wanted to point that out

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah I guess LeBron putting up a 22.6 PER is pretty special, but it's not that impressive when you compare him to people rolling out of bed and firing off something like this at age 86.

submitted 2 days ago • 114 comments

I have ascended

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

When in Rome wasn't built in a day, all the roads led to it.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

look for the helpers

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Yes my imaginary friend is real! I know this because I am constantly creating him

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Alt+0151 and option-shift-hyphen are easy enough. The real giveaway that text is from ChatGPT is that it strikes that perfect balance between soullessness and sucking shit

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

"I spoke with a few congressional staffers who said that they had tried using Bluesky as an alternative to Twitter after Twitter was purchased by Elon Musk, but they gave up after their bosses kept getting yelled at by Democratic users angry at their impotence" www.semafor.com/newsletter/0...

submitted 15 days ago • 334 comments

When in Rome wasn't built in a day, all the roads led to it.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think people hate strip malls so much as they do the giant, hot, ugly parking lots in front of them

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Any dinner can be a murder mystery dinner if you're ambitious enough.

submitted 32 days ago • 11 comments

careful not to overheat it

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments