oolexer.bsky.social
the #1 productive-wannabe lazy bank robber
pronouns: he/him, but i don’t really care
birthday is in the far distant future: august 7th
i yearn for the mines (code for: i like minecraft and i’m a minor)
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just dump 10,000 potatoes in the vents
don’t worry, i can supply the potatoes
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why does it notify you of all that :skull:
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holy moly, i remember eating that cake at one point
yeah, it’s pretty awesome
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i like how there’s no number 12, rion’s just that much less puntable
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nah, i don’t have an opinion on potatoes, it’s just a while back there was this bit i started where i bought over 5 million potatoes because there was a really good deal on them and i accidentally held down the 5 key
so potatoes are always on my mind
also they’re just silly and goofy
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get a piercing of a potato
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meroailkrnfbvshlbm
(i still can’t meow)
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i’ve always been a pikachu guy (insert image of my like 20+ pikachu plushies) and uh the guy on the left looks like :3 so that’s cool
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pregnant in all caps is crazy
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palkia is just like me fr fr
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oh cmon, you can make a new one using the potatoes
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i have a really goofy idea: instead of releasing a switch online controller to go with the launch of ds games, they release a thing for the switch 2 that adds a second screen using the usb-c port on the top of the switch 2
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alright, in that case i would provide some seasoning (the seasoning is just more potatoes)
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but what about if your dragonite got 100 potatoes
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if you were given a hundred potatoes right now, what would you do with them
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do a backflip
or like i can give you a million potatoes
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i can fill it with potatoes
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the glass uses the power of osmosis
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what does palkia’s company sell
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can you eat one million potatoes instead
don’t worry, i’ll provide each and every potato
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do the cupcakes have men on them
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host a cornhole tournament
but like with potatoes because that’s funny (i totally definitely do not have a lot of potatoes that i wanna give away)
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to be fair, a lot of them are either from my older brother’s library or bought during a sale
and uh also i’m lazy so yeah
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alien swarm: reactive drop, atlyss, the big catch: tacklebox, borderlands 2, building relationships (demo), contagion, detroit become human (demo), a game about, nightmare kart, pathfinder: kingmaker, and zortch
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elder scrolls: oblivion, entropy: zero 2, fallout 3 and new vegas, raft, spore, stardew valley, cruelty squad, duck simulator 2, moose lost in the woods, muck, spiral knights, webbed, gun, portal revolution, half life 1, blue shift, opposing force, 2, source, black mesa, portal 1 and 2,
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fnaf 4 and sister location, risk of rain 2, tabs, aooni, arzette: the jewel of faramore, codename: cure, firewatch, scribblenauts unlimited, titanfall 2, yeah! you want “those games,” right? so here you go! now, let’s see you clear them! 1 and 2, caloriemate liquid, chop goblins,
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can i punt them (affectionately)
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can i give it a potato
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can relate
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i’d probably need to factory reset my digestive system first, but after that, i would be able to digest it
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awesome, 1 million potatoes are heading your way (don’t ask how i know where to send them, the potatoes always find a way)
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they may not like tomatoes, but what about potatoes
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if the palm trees are in america, the panic is already there
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i finished them a couple hours ago, and i can definitely understand that
like seriously, [redacted] was so awesome and like [redacted] was insane and i still can’t believe [redacted] happened
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acorn mario in the corner just makes me think of this
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i love that so much, it’s so goofy
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oh yeah, i kinda forgot to mention that my gun kinda like exploded because of my potatoes
so i gotta get another copy since the warranty expired
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this is what can happen to bugs if you throw a potato at them
be careful with potatoes, people
(source: personal experience)
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sleeping for more than 5 hours is indeed very good for you
if you want a demo of how it feels, i do have a tranquilizer gun
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personally, i would say “so uh, do you like potatoes? i got a few of them i wanna share”