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Trapped in the moronic inferno. Hermit with six chihuahuas.
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one thing that can be counted on in life is that my AC will go out on a saturday evening ten minutes after all the repair places close for the weekend

Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now

“Poster’s Madness” is now a structural theory of international politics and domestic coalition-maintenance and degradation. Throw out that IR degree.

This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

The Flanderization of ghibli in the public mind is just so insane to me. Acting like it’s entirely wholesome and cutesy but is really overtly anti capitalist, depict the horrors of war and environmental decline, and have TONS of body horror and depictions of death and disease. it legit annoys me

Ukraine definitely holds the keys for the future of warfare. Today's operation is like a @greatdismal.bsky.social novel. Historic attack in military aviation.

the president accusing joe biden of being a clone decanted in 2020 to assume the presidency is not going to make the news tomorrow

where can I buy "separate bath & toilet" shorts in the US #chocopro

"Electronic Concert Not Very Amusing" -Boston Globe, February 27 1966

HASSAN: What is habeas corpus? NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country HASSAN: That's incorrect

'Búscate la vida' fue un milagro. Una de las series más extrañas que verás en tu vida. Y de las más divertidas. Pasión por el absurdo, un humor tan físico y exagerado como el del cine mudo o los dibujos animados antiguos, brutalidad, escatología y nihilismo feroz. www.jotdown.es/?p=270549

Futudama

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"sucks for them but I'm built different" I say as I sip from my thousand calorie triple macchiato lattecino with extra frosting

It's just fascinating how national-level Dems are smol beans who can't control a handful of centrist mavericks who sabotage anything good but can invent entirely novel methods of ratfucking to ensure there's only one appointed candidate for a D+45 seat

just goes to show: never exercise, never go outside.

Ah, choosing to spend his time among the suffering and needy, like Jesus

To take advantage of this unique moment of interest in Catholicism, they should have Michael Buffer do the announcement. "LLLET'S GET RRREADY TO CONCLAAAVE!"

got four hours of sleep and tried to make up for it by overdosing on caffeine, so now I'm brain dead, anxious and sweaty. about as bad as a person can feel without something being *actually wrong* ugh

geissman absolutely murders this solo

what if the brothers johnson had the artistic instincts of can

The wizard has the baker's empanada for dinner. It's squash and fish.

put a donk on it

Bro they got a picture of a cardinal making the scandal face

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)