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“Worst take ever”
- Tim Onion
That’s mine. Trump sucks.
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Fox News is largely responsible for this whole mess.
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Don’t fuck around. Stephen Miller
might have childhood trauma about apple sauce.
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Wargames 2025: Hello, dummies, do you want to you want to play global thermonuclear war?
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I’ll take Oslo.
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Excuses are like assholes, every red panda has one, unless they’ve had colonectomy and subsequent procedure to permanently seal the anus. Duh!
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The robot clone will come back to claim the One Ring, and winter is coming. Also, trump is a cunt.
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Russell Vought will happily blow up the red keep to destroy this country. He’s a night walker.
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All you commies are so scared of having to step over your grandma’s corpse on route to your co-op. Soft!
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The remarkable thing is that they all remain fascists. They’re just not trump fascists.
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Welcome back, Bookman!
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I'm ridin' in your car
You turn on the radio
You're pullin' me close
I just say no
I say I don't like it
But you know I'm a liar
'Cause when we kiss, ooh
Fire
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I’ll never see your fat your fat, sweaty grimace and forget what might have been.
-leon
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trump and musk moments before tantrums.
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Please let shitshows like today speed it along.
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This dumbshit kid is gonna need a pardon if he ever wants to see sunshine after trump dies.
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And drugs. Lots of drugs.
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The real culprit will be syphilis.
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Trump’s always looking around the poker table trying to find the fish.
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Do truth serum on the whole maga cult, including Congress, ICE and the Cabinet.
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The only thing that matters is escalation. Take one side then the other. Keep it hot. Call one then the other a PAB.
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Everything will be fun. And burning the oligarchy to the ground is going to be glorious!
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*for peace.
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I’m so disappointed that it fizzled out so fast just when it was getting good. Someone took dummy’s phone, or other dummy crashed and will be surprised by what he just did when he wakes up in 48 hours.
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And here I thought trump had tesler “in his brain” just like Russia deadlines peace.
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“Haha, I mean we’re all pedophiles, right?”
- trump and musk in make-up presser
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These guys think stripping naked and sword fighting with minuscule dicks is masculine and peak alpha behavior.
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Who said Micro Rubio?
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You’re right. The cult denial of reality is a defining characteristic.
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Yes! Do this and then release the Epstein files. For the moment, I don’t care if the files are redacted of everyone but trump and musk.
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I also support Donald and Elon… fighting until both are destroyed.
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How can anyone not enjoy the least masculine flabby slap-fight in history?
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I hope so. JD would be awful but impotent. Everyone hates that prick.
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They break out the champagne then rape some teenagers together.
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5-12
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You have to isolate individual fuck-ups. Not put them all together in a fuck-up nuclear reactor built of cardboard and scotch tape.
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Well… Cybertruck.
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I never thought it’d come to this, but everyone needs to be more like Steve bannon. Egg this shit on! Escalate!
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The pause in hostilities is pissing me off! They’re both exhausted after one stinking round of flabby slap-fighting? Weak!
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The two most broken, awful people in the world getting together completed me.
-Dick Stump
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Elon knew because he was at the same rape parties.
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It turns out 4D chess is just Chutes N Ladders with tons of drugs.
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The biggest mistake was Dems not backing Mike Pillow.
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On the other hand, I’d like a book about Mike Johnson being a pedophile cruising the streets looking for vulnerable young men.
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Republicans have messaging discipline because they’re stupid and don’t think. This is the biggest weakness that Dems don’t expose.