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Now that Chicago clearly holds the Mandate of Heaven, I feel comfortable saying: Chicago’s “25 or 6 to 4” > Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird.”

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I have never met a person who went to a Montessori school who could change a tire.

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you've been hit by you've been struck by a huge vehicle

submitted 69 days ago • 26 comments

[FLIPPING MECHA COCKPIT SWITCHES] D.A.N: the new upgrades have not been fully tested FORREST GUMP: no choice! if we dont act, the president dies D.A.N.: confirmed. activating the J.E.N.I. system FORREST GUMP: time to put on our magic shoes 🎵CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL - FORTUNATE SON🎶

submitted 354 days ago • 4 comments

Still mad at Scottie for sitting against the Knicks in 94. But I would gladly put him above any jam band.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths

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My dad was tortured by the Gestapo for 4 days and thrown in a concentration camp for being in the Norwegian Resistance. Growing up, he would tell me things he learned in the Resistance. I thought, I'm never going to need this stuff. Here's some of those things #Thread

submitted 181 days ago • 484 comments

six monitors arranged in front of me like a stock trader showing all the posts from the 14k people i've followed on bluesky. i laugh ferociously. we zoom into my brain like in Inside Out but everybody's dead in there

submitted 126 days ago • 4 comments

Dad level here is at at the top of the scale

submitted 128 days ago • 7 comments

(Me, getting ready to use the worst Jamaican accent you’ve ever heard)

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Dear HGTV, we need a show featuring Shaq touring tiny houses.

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Mouth Heaven gained another angel tonight! #PopTartsBowl

submitted 142 days ago • 73 comments

Jack Doohan looks like the guy who’s dating the female lead at the start of a romcom only to lose her to Glen Powell by the end of the movie. #F1 @alpinef1team.bsky.social

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remember the reason for the season

submitted 171 days ago • 95 comments

Perhaps we were all too hard on Ron Blagojevich

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Instead of migrating to Bluesky, I’m taking my talents to 4chan’s gun forum to explain to young men how easy it is to impress Jodie Foster.

submitted 185 days ago • 1 comment

Golden Corral is offering a special take out deal: a 33" truck tire filled with mashed potatoes, bone in roasted chickens(?), and "dessert gravy" to honor our brave Teachers.

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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship

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Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.

submitted 324 days ago • 28 comments

who up enhancing their page with user-friendly icons

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