orderforjordan.bsky.social
East Coast American Person with Internet Access and Opinions Posting for the Love of the Game
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You cooked with this one
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many such cases
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some pastor named Al just served me the whitest tacos you ever seen in your life bro
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One must imagine the flosser happy
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Pontification knowing no bounds
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The sheer amount of effort I expend to consult a thesaurus before blathering online should be viewed as a mortal weakness and not a merit
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“dawg if jordan communicated the way he posts in a marriage, i’d jump off the brooklyn bridge”
yeah well guess who would already be floating in the east river tweeting about it? i am inevitable
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Like it’s not that they’re a bad person, it’s just that having their way of communicating essentially being the other half of how *you* communicate is just a deal breaker
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And if it’s hot and smelly, it should be
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Guy at the afterlife orientation: “man I just did this”
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Acronym guy: “There’s one!”
Me: “Good job buddy”
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Penelope from behind the bar flashes me an intense look of disapproval and lowers her head dreading the inevitable cleanup ahead
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This is so DOPS coded
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1/10 the cost, 1/10 the effectiveness, that’s fair
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In all realness though, do civic fire extinguisher programs exist? I feel like I should be able to go to a fire station, provide my address, and be given one for my home. And a deposit program where you bring a used one back and they’ll replace it or something
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Forget that I’ll just wait for the fire to go out