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oro.lol
hi i'm oro. they/them. i was born in the late 1900s and that's as specific as i want to get 🔞MNDI Profile pic: Chibi-style drawing of Zero Suit Samus holding a cup of coffee, by Morimotes Banner pic: Photo of my black cat Kismet glaring at the camera
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If you've got a tiny car like a Smart car or whatever it should be legal to drink drive as long as you wear a helmet

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

i’m here you fuckaas bitch

submitted 9 days ago • 730 comments

back in the 90s, there was an addams family themed arcade game that just increased your chance of cardiac arrest while you held hands with your cousins

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

"Help me step-Slowbro!"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

An introvert is someone who is green inside. Extroverts are people with green skin

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

this is more Black Mirror than Black Mirror season 7

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

this is a venn diagram about Basil The Cat

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

submitted 28 days ago • 27 comments

Happy Mother’s Day to this guy

submitted 27 days ago • 127 comments

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 27 days ago • 718 comments

Skeet your gender as a gif

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, I'm religious, I believe in the holy trinity.

submitted 667 days ago • 2 comments

playin' poker twitch.tv/ssbmoro

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

keep following me, i'm just gonna keep being the same oro

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

www.twitch.tv/ssbmoro/clip... i love poker and poker loves me

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

how does goomba steer?

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

The Daleks get so much shit from you cruel people when they’re simply trying their best to destroy Britain like any right minded soul ought to.

submitted 538 days ago • 12 comments

my one brain cell fighting with itself

submitted 53 days ago • 4 comments

playin' poker twitch.tv/ssbmoro

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

i sincerely cannot think of a less provocative, less trolly thinker than bluesky user oro whose whole thing is mostly to just insist that obviously unfunny things are in fact funny

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

i had to send my laptop in for repairs a couple months ago and when it came back, one of the tiny screws wasn't fully screwed in and it REALLY bothers me

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

i am disappointed to learn how much the Switch 2 costs, but Elon is disappointed to learn how much democracy costs

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

The feeling in America

submitted 66 days ago • 4 comments

you should also bully every tesla not just cybertrucks actually

submitted 68 days ago • 4 comments

on trans day of visibility if ur cis u should give a trans person money

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Yoshi's Island 🥺

submitted 647 days ago • 3 comments

I try to stay away from politics but this crab eating a grape is very important.

submitted 69 days ago • 276 comments

submitted 80 days ago • 5 comments

my beautiful toilet is screaming at me to deposit my urine in the bowl. i’m crying and can’t piss under this kind of pressure

submitted 68 days ago • 8 comments

the weather is perfect for sleeping with the window open

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

on a personal note, the calculus of "stay where my home, family, and friends are through the american fascist century of humiliation and hope to remain relatively unscathed" vs "uproot entire life to emigrate Somewhere in the hopes that maybe in the long run it's the better call" is not fun nor easy

submitted 69 days ago • 102 comments

@foxthecatten.bsky.social Fox sometimes shows up there already, but FYI we have a "Tiny Panthers" feed that includes any photos posted on Bluesky with '🐈‍⬛📸' in the text bsky.app/profile/did:...

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Feed me

submitted 70 days ago • 3 comments

someone should make a smart device that uses T9 as its primary input

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Guessing cars by the sound they make...

submitted 72 days ago • 25 comments

how do i explain to my mom that it's ok that new in theater movies are streaming on her roku stick

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment