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so long and thanks for all the fish. OOPH he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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The girls are fightiiiing

the worst part is that for all the corruption this blatantly admits to...it doesn't matter. it's not illegal or even discouraged for a billionaire to purchase political power

I guess I don’t really get open world Mario Kart

AI is Getting Worse, but It's Getting Worse

oh no now the navy is 0.000001% less gay

Grinding ADV OU again and im finally embracing the goat

The Free Speech Administration throwing down arguably the biggest sledgehammer against free thought and association in my lifetime.

I will never be free of this game. 4 Blueprints, Brainstorm, 55.5x Lucky Cat

i think it should be a bigger story that the president held a meeting with a foreign head of state where he ranted about the most gutter white supremacist propaganda you can find on the internet

Gays will be like "she saved my life" and it's just Birdo

realizing more and more that I have no chance of being a top OU player because none of these guys have jobs and I have to scroll through 12 years of discord messages to understand what they're theory crafting

Couldn't clutch it at the end but I finish in 2nd in UUBL Unleashed. Sad to see it end at a billion full paras but that's how mons goes, still proud of the run

2 GIRLS NIGHTS WINS IN A ROW, THIS TIME JD AND I SHARING A CONTROLLER No screenshot, SOMEBODY closed the game before the win screen (we won by literally 1 coin)

Prepping for grands is so weird. Like I have a counter team ready if she uses one of her teams that crushes one of my staples but like...what if she just doesn't do that lol

babe are you okay? you’ve barely touched your critical thinking skills.

Trump to UAE president: "We have a term 'groceries.' It's an old term but it means basically what you're buying, food, it's a pretty accurate term but it's an old fashioned sound but groceries are down."

Butlerian Jihad time

they added Gen 2 UU as a ladder for May and at first it didn't appeal to me but then I learned Piloswine is a viable guy in there...anyway 7-1 with the big man so far lol

uppies?

one thing I’ve learned from being a hobby drama obsessive over the years is that within any group, no matter how niche or marginalized or progressive, there is someone who thinks they’re Sephiroth

I question if it’s physically possible for Dems to be more moderate. Moderation on some issues would actually involve shifting to the left

won again and im in the money for uubl I did it mom

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

Midwest Pope is a powerful entity. Politeness levels on a scale previously thought impossible

Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.