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Bicycle nerd, former auditor, tax accounting weirdo, delivers via bicycle for all of the gig apps, based in Reno, Nevada.
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I thought it was just me and my cute little hangover.
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Now I’m a little worried about the Iranians with whom I had the privilege to attend middle and high school. They are such lovely people and it would suck to be fearful of sharing where you are from.
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Can someone please find Kash for a domestic security update? He was spotted a couple hours ago snorting lines off an entertainer’s butt while at his usual weekend Vegas haunt.
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Well said
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Moving was always so much fun until I hit my mid-thirties. I could through everything in the car and be on my way within a few hours. Now, I’m an old queen who collects shit, watches the Antiques Roadshow like it’s the NFL, and I lord over eBay like it’s the goddamn stock market. Send help.
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This is what Fidji Simo was brought in for?
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To clarify, I bet Leo’s first Encyclical will further unpack migration as it relates to the social doctrine of the Church. JPII, Benny, and Franny wrote extensively about it AND labor rights. We both know the pope ain’t infallible. We also know he’d never call out Opus Dei or a political leader.
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We’ve got to get to the bottom of that rumor. It makes so much sense.
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Someone is stuck in the aughts with a copy of the Da Vinci code and it ain’t me. Leo’s first Encyclical as pontiff is going to highlight human migration on an unprecedented level; and I guarantee you neither Homan nor Vance will have a clue what hit them.
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RFK Jr could probably come up with a reasonably accurate estimate.
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Wearing a hat inside of the U.S. Capital?
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I guess my plan to bribe my neighbor with cigarettes in order to get her to watch PBS Newshour with me is a lost cause.
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I think that’s her! On a couple of occasions when it was brought it up, I swear I heard her mention King David before I could frantically steer the conversation back into neutral territory about the weather.
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I initially tried to conclude it was a case of mild schizophrenia caused by her ongoing chemotherapy treatments and multiyear battle with cancer, but then I finally realized … stuff. I’m tempted to see her tomorrow or the next day, after she gets the news. Maybe buy her another pack of cigarettes.
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I have a neighbor who has expressed their belief on multiple occasions that Trump is part of some “prophecy.” Admittedly, it took me a little while to realize that I’m living next to one of those Christian Zionists that I’ve heard about over the years. I don’t know how to handle her.
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Don’t let them forget
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Tots and prayers make the perfect milquetoast spread, Senator.
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Why would something as “revolutionary” and “earth-shattering” as AI need a co-leader whose prior work history only involves selling ad space?
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My bet is the new co-ceo (whatever the fuck that even means) of OpenAI, Fidji Simo, will make these ‘novel insights’ happen through the same enshitification process that she leveraged at Facebook and Instacart.
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This would be … woah.
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Las Vegas
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They've admitted they can handle one 10k protest but not ten 1k protests.