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There'll be a load of compromising on the road to my horizon. Or something.
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Pretty much, yes.
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That they name a child "Tilly" is a red flag.
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You've got to love local characters haven't you? Actually, no, you don't.
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They don't eactly look hopping mad, unless of course they're just wanting to get their smiley faces in the paper.
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Alan Partridge: Oh yeah, people go on about Titanic, Titanic... Let me tell you something about the Titanic, people forget, people forget that on the Titanic's maiden voyage there were over 1000 miles of uneventful, very pleasurable cruising before it hit the iceberg!
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Try explaining this to a young person.
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We live in hope.
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I must apologise, it is of course for a happier Britain. "My bad", or something.
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Sensible policies for a happy Britain.
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"Ah, yes indeed, Highway To The, now then my good friend Kenny Loggins there...."
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Wales - RUINED! "I've certainly nothing against the Welsh people but I've something against the people who brought in this limit. I know friends who've also been fined on 20mph roads in Wales and say they are concerned about going back."
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"Rob, from Stoke-On-Trent, Staffordshire, said: "I'm quite a petty individual. Just the idea of paying for something that I was never going to use just really irked me and at the time I didn't need it, that's what annoyed me." Quite.
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5 things we know about the road crash in the Pont de l'Alma tunnel.
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Shock as human being takes day off work.
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Doesn't he look disgusted? It's ALMOST as if he just wanted a photo with the Flying Scotsman and his name in the 'papers'...
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The stance! The roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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Points make prizes. WHAT DO POINTS MAKE???
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........and ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes
Coverting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers....lovely stuff.
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The lady in the white housecoat/cardy/whatever should be used as a template for all of these kind photos.
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A true clash of the titans.
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What's the photo with Sir Macca (and Wendy Richard?) from?
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Lord Dansworth of Lobstershire!
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I find 5 Words 5 Grand on @absoluteradio.bsky.social to be way more stimulating.
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You're no fun anymore.
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In other words, she was reading out the news.
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It's almost like a hard-pressed Reach intern has just looked at an Instagram feed of someone banging on about herself, and written about it.
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So we can do this? Growing up in the 70s/80s would have been unbearable without the option of pulling your chin in this manner.
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Music teacher asked "What is pizzicato??", and I replied "a small furry animal."
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The CD reissue of a few years ago has all the artwork, sketches and booklet ad it sounds amazing as well.
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To quote Ally McCoist, "WHAT a player he was, by the way". Quiet genius of the 89 Lions tour.
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Dogs being experimented on in a centre in the Lake District, going on the run, being chased by humans, and befriending a fox who is ripped to shreds by hunting hounds. Makes Watership Down look like a vicar's tea party.
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Had to switch him off halfway through his general knowledge questions, truly awful.
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From the makers of Juice Forsyth.....makers of from the Forsyth...............Juice!!!
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Went there on a school trip on the day Virginia Wade won Wimbledon. I'm fairly sure school trips to such a place wouldn't happen these days...
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Fast forward his bits, while mulling over why he's in it and why 'they' couldn't have got someone better/less irritating.
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"You'll have had your tea?"
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They really look like they is FUMMIN don't they! Hang on, they don't look like people who'd say FUMMIN, maybe more 'oooh, I was vexed'...
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"Tony..... believes Morrisons have a hidden agenda." They must be in cahoots with the Main Stream Media.
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I blame the ex-rugby playing, tofu-eating, alcohol-free wokerati like you. You can't say anything these days can you? (folds arms & huffs)
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I guarantee you'll be mugged or not appreciated.
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As Bob Monkhouse said on Room 101 when putting her singing voice in: "She's been delighting audiences for 20 years, she's been in the business for 30."
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Even Paul O'Grady, a friend, said she was such a snob she didn't like sharing her limo with the driver.