osellison.bsky.social
Husband/Father/Attorney/Tech Nerd
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I had to wait a full day to see these jokes.
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Ken explodes in 5..4..3..
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That didn't work out.
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Court of appeal has apparently reduced the bond to $175MM. "nevermind!" - Emily Litella
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JDR! JDR! JDR!
The only thing on my early Christmas list
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Aaaah! AT&T is not to be trusted and that FirstNet is a bit of a scam. Gotcha! I already knew the first part
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T-Mobile and Verizon stated that their systems were operating normally and that reports of failure s on their networks were most likely that they were trying to connect with AT& T customers. AT&T on the other hand is having massive problems nationwide.
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It's when you don't have a window.
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COTD
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Trump: "Don't give me your money"
Hahahaha, riiiiiight.
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Keeshond? I used to say that "I had a dog named Bear that looked like a fox."
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it's a big reason the school voucher push has been non-stop in some form for decades. private schools want state-funded tax credits without the pesky requirement to teach to a public curriculum available to all students
i've yet to see a single school voucher proposal that wasn't bigotry-as-policy
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Galactica dropping through the atmosphere so it could launch fighters and then hitting the FTL right before it crashes. #AwesomeTV
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My favorite was the age where the parties involved laser tag with Darude's Sandsorm blasting. Those kids didn't stand a chance.
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Hey Bluesky! Did you know that Van Halen requested the removal of brown M&Ms to be certain.... 😭
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Stupid and wealthy should make her client of the year.
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Right now I'm sitting in a doctor's waiting room (in a red state). Out of 40+ people, including staff, my wife and I are the only masked individuals.
I don't see how politics/policy can overpower societal apathy.
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I regularly have this thought about Bluesky. (,still not 100%) Yesterday it was civil thread with 30+ posts on abortion. 👍
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Obligatory "Have you tried turning off and on again?"
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Lots of great theme songs out there, but none get me 'pumped' like Airwolf or Swat
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Gaah!!! I just realized it's no longer posting #badlegaltakes
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"Sold out" It's probably for the best.
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Dear FNAME:
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Did you hear about the mansplainer who drowned after falling into a hole?
It was a well, actually.
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My wife read that playing 15 minutes of Tetris would help with insomnia.
Hours of playing, not so much.
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😭
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Google translate for those who don't read French...
"The Islamic fifth column is now sufficiently credible in its power of nuisance that a simple call is enough to cause panic."
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"watery tart" is a must inclusion.
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"You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!”
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I love commas, and misuse parentheses all the time. (Tee hee, now that's bait)
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I thought libertarians were merely Republicans who smoked pot. 🤷♂️
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I'm sorry that I only have one ❤️ to give.
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Understood, and despite all of the legitimate water/bee issues.... Honey roasted almonds are yummy.
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Ahh, it seems that a sizeable majority says "cooler".
Bluesky IS a place for me.
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Louisiana's 2nd District. :/
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Clarence "is this shrimp free?" Thomas. ROFL
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Similar vibe to...
"Let me get this straight, you think that your client, one of the wealthiest and most powerful men in the world, is secretly a vigilante, who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your plan is to blackmail this person? Good luck".