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ottermaticstatic.bsky.social
I do things, I say things. I have a doggo. She is so obsessed with me! πŸ˜†
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Government of the billionaires, by the billionaires, and for the billionaires.
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Troll 🧌
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We love you @joyannreid.bsky.social and will watch & support you no matter what! I only look forward to seeing a few anchors and you are one of my top 3. πŸ’œ
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I’m a Virginia voter and we will be electing a new Governor THIS year! They’re trying to fire nearly 200,000 Government workers in my state! We need a Democratic win here. With all the madness going on I believe this purple state will be Blue in November.
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There is no orange on that scale.
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Thank you! 😊 Happy I made it this far! 🦦
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This hurts my soul.
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Noooooo are you fucking serious. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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I love his DJT voice impersonations πŸ˜‚
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Wow she is insane! What is she even talking about?
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It baffles the mind!
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Why does her face look like this!? Whyyyyyy!?
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Lmao πŸ˜‚
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I have a huge farm surrounded by magats. None of them will do anything but complain. H-2A are amazing people.
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Why are otters the fucking best!???!! 🦦
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Yes sir! I live in the country and it is beautiful beside the maga nutsacks surrounding me. πŸ˜‚
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Thanks! 😊 I usually associated snakes with MAGA but these are part of a protect collection and says Gardez Bein meaning guard well.
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Well Fuck. Why I Otter 🦦!!!!
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Thank you for that and would love to learn more. Side note his hoodie is awesome! Just got me some snakes of my own! πŸβ€¦.
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I am soul searching for a way to do something other than just vote. πŸ—³οΈ Any suggestions would help greatly!
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The same idiot in the theater getting felt up watching Beetlejuice with children present!? They’re the dumbest to ever curse us with their presence!
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I just texted her bc she hasn’t responded in a couple days (working)… She just told me hit her up on Snapchat it is easier πŸ˜‚ like whaaaaat! You still gotta type the same… smh πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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Oh God! Help us all! I have to text her a sentence at a time bc if it is too long she won’t read it! Ugh 😩 Atleast she has good work ethic.
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Very true. Common sense is not so common, anymore. I am 40 and I have a 21 year old and the short attention span of some (most) younger people is insane. It is a huge part of the problem that people believe what they hear and critical thinking is in short supply.
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Ugggghhhh 🀬 He is just a horrible human Idk how someone IS this way. I mean πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ he is playing with people’s lives for real now (even more than before) and not even hiding it bc he only has one term left and is too old to be held accountable. My mind is blown that this is where we are in 2025.
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πŸ˜‚ my fun house brain can come up with some random stuff too πŸ˜‰
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My favorite handoff!!! So glad you’re here!!!
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I love that you are here! Welcome πŸ€—