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owenpannas.bsky.social
Disavowable burner account. Writer. Even worse stand up. Keen heckler. Twat extraordinaire.
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Brilliant. Haven’t laughed so much in ages reading this.
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Definitely don’t listen to your other mate Rimmington Steele then.
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Projecting much?
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Are the batteries included?
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I have no intention of ever working at a posh 5 star country retreat hotel, so you can fuck right off.
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Look at it Jennifer! My big brown mud crab. LOOK AT IT!
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I bet no one even noticed.
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Play us a romantic tune on the stinkhorn, love.
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But your husband is happy now. Twelve months until the next one.
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Larger than life character.
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She probably should have bartered. A pound?! Fuck off.
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He has risen again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again! It’s a miracle!
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Afterhim is a vey odd name. Ibrahim maybe, if that’s your thing.
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Freud then.
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Your life must be full of secretly judging analogue watch wearers or anyone with a standard clock then. Big Ben? What a joke!
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Rare and juicy pink-to-the-bone too. The next day it would have been easy to spot who’d eaten it. 🤢
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A mortal enemy of a “Next morning Dad.”
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Dr Who?
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@Braghole
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Plenty of his seed in the Baileys. Sláinte!
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So, take your white bread and jam it?
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Yeah, but the back hair! Luscious.
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Do you have an uncle Jack and a horse by any chance?
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Is that supposed to be a question? If it is, in this context, yes absolutely.
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It was named Swanage because of all the lovely swans in the area. None any more. I wonder why? Still loads of seagulls though.
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EPL VAR
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Coke Palmer?
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Ever dreamt about becoming a taxi driver? Bank teller? Airport security?
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The vet was her husband? Amirite?
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*fooks 🍆💦
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They’re stirrups, noob.
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Unless his name is Claude. Then he’s just taking the piss.
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So a BA degree is now a 69?
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🤘
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That’s not how you spell it.
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Just wondering what language Ramrod could just scoot innocently by in conversation.
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Well now you know. Just substitute SATIN with your own choice. I dunno. Lego? Athletes foot powder? Name tag?
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Good for you Dave!
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Do do do do do doo
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Literally me too.
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Misread this as music & thought UNcool? WTF!?
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*wank
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Peach Trees. Such a lovely place to live.
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What does this even mean?
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Far fewer than high speed car crashes no doubt. Not probably - there definitely have been many, many of those. In a direct comparison, high speed is demonstrably far, far more dangerous than lower speed.
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Yes, they are much better at breaking these days.
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Unexpected idumb in bagging area.
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Do it with flip flops and they’ll even throw in a free verruca or two.
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Something, something, …. Royal flush punchline …. That one took some crowning…. Etc.