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Can’t go left, can’t do anything right. 🏀 “Woman in sports” at www.flagrantmag.com
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If my pilot seems like a loser, I will immediately walk off the plane. I will straight up ask for a refund on my flight if my pilot looks like he doesn’t have the

Thank god

Wanna write for our next issue? That’s too damn bad! Unless……..

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We made this

Charles Barkley saying some very trill stuff rn tbh imo

Stuff is worth doing by the way! It doesn’t have to make you money or make you “better” or anything. You could make a mini model of a park and then throw it away and it would have been time well spent, what the fuck else are we doing here

This rules

Everyone should watch Wife Swap I swear it helps

As part owner of the Blazers, my first order of business will be to bring back the 100pt free Chalupa coupons

Portland is gonna lose the team…………unless we put on the best talent show this town has ever seen

Why are we as a society still paying for the exploitation and murder of animals for food? I can’t think of one person I know whose morals truly align with that, makes me feel crazy every day.

“Let’s bring in Steve Javie” what about my trauma?

FYI laughter is contagious. Stay vigilant

Russ baby wyd ❤️❤️❤️ lysm

Does it help someone? Does it put love into the universe? Will it leave the world better than it was before? These are questions I ask my dog while he gobbles and I mean absolutely horks human shit off of the street

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When he buys you playoff tickets 🤣🤣🤣🤣 sex#

If Minnesota can’t dig this one out now, then 😬

Something very unsettling about the people sitting courtside at this Warriors game

“Let’s bring in Steve Javie” what about my trauma?

Pre-evening game nap? It’s more likely than you think

Hey Jrue do this one next

Yeah I’m watching Jack Hanna’s Passport hosted by Alfonso Ribeiro. Why would I change the channel

One…million…points

I swear Porzingus gets spray tans

We posted this on IG and TikTok too, but what are you gonna do about it? Beat our ass??

I am so sick of everything lol

They make up a new term for natural occurrences in women’s’ bodies and skin every day. Cottage cheese thighs, turkey neck, strawberry skin. I implore you to ignore these marketing tactics that are creating and preying on your insecurities and understand that we are just human beings

Got out of Sinners tonight and some guy said to his date, “hmm, I have mixed feelings! I certainly have some mixed feelings about that” and she was like “ok…I have to go to the bathroom” and yeah he sounded how you made him sound in your head

I think the new pope should ride around in the Batmobile