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BREAKING NEWS: Water sausage is very happy.

submitted 9 days ago • 33 comments

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

submitted 9 days ago • 283 comments

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Pediatricians say that childhood vaccines are safe. A heroin-addled nepo baby with a brain worm says they may not be. For busy voters, it can be hard to know who to believe.

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Therapist: You seem stuck. Have you tried habit stacking? Me: What's that? Therapist: You take one of your existing positive habits and link other good habits you want to adopt to it. Me: I think I see the glitch. 😞

submitted 10 days ago • 12 comments

“Recently deputized” means “frustrated gym bros who wanna carry guns and boss people around.” It’s always the biggest failures at life who sign up first to be enforcers, torturers and concentration camp guards. This is beyond fucking dangerous and it’s gonna get people killed.

submitted 17 days ago • 280 comments

The craziest thing about this Santos story is TRUMP JUST ARRESTED A FUCKING JUDGE.

submitted 19 days ago • 76 comments

For the first time in Army history, a woman service member, First Lt. Gabrielle White, has completed the grueling Best Ranger Competition. The annual three-day, 30-event marathon includes helicopter missions, land navigation, weapon qualification and various physical tests.

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You can see our court filing here: link.status.news/4j1VOvW

submitted 32 days ago • 9 comments

Darth Vader being “gracious” and “not fake.” Everything we’ve ever not liked about him is absent in this scene.

submitted 32 days ago • 280 comments

"On Tyranny" is a #1 NYT bestseller again. I wish the moment were different. But I’m glad the book is useful. And grateful for all the kind words about putting the 20 lessons to work. snyder.substack.com/p/twenty-les...

submitted 32 days ago • 467 comments

Perioidic reminder that the reason you didn't see autistic people with intellectual disabilities on the street five decades ago was not because they didn't exist. It's because they were sent away to institutions and their parents were told to put away pictures of them.

submitted 32 days ago • 193 comments

I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what Donald Fucking Trump did on J6!

submitted 33 days ago • 91 comments

Have a great Monday, team!

submitted 51 days ago • 10 comments

Monochrome Mondays

submitted 114 days ago • 24 comments

Imagine a Friday without fat guys with fat cocks. Not a world I wanna live in.

submitted 40 days ago • 8 comments

Dumb cum machine.

submitted 187 days ago • 28 comments

New video of me burying my hairy cock in @pupidaho.bsky.social up on JFF and OF. 😈🍆💦

submitted 70 days ago • 4 comments

When there’s 300 pounds fuckin into your hole sometimes you gotta hold on to Dad so you don’t get fucked off the bed. Happy Get Fucked Friday! @mcquaig.bsky.social

submitted 103 days ago • 53 comments

Let’s do it!

submitted 103 days ago • 21 comments

I do enjoy bottoming as well.

submitted 137 days ago • 8 comments

Wet bear alert!

submitted 71 days ago • 2 comments

Toweling off

submitted 71 days ago • 6 comments

Tummy Tuesday!

submitted 64 days ago • 9 comments

Feeling especially thick this Thursday.

submitted 55 days ago • 21 comments

#fcf. Bit of Precum there for ya too!

submitted 54 days ago • 10 comments

I don’t cum often but when I do it tends to end up in my beard.

submitted 81 days ago • 13 comments

Several sources tell me a passel of high profile tech and also finance leaders is making a trip to Mar-a-Lago to read Trump the riot act — um talk common sense — to him on the tariffs. Their million dollar donations to the inauguration is turning into billions in losses.

submitted 40 days ago • 760 comments

We deserved some good news!

submitted 43 days ago • 251 comments

“They knew what they were buying in 2000,” Shahmeer Halepota, a lawyer for Ben & Jerry’s independent board, said of Unilever. “It would be the equivalent of buying SeaWorld and complaining it’s too wet.” www.wsj.com/business/ben...

submitted 42 days ago • 105 comments

He wore the cheesehead hat in WI. Spent $20 million. Paid people to sign petitions. Paid people to canvas. Did million dollar giveaways. A rally. TV interviews. But I guess people in Wisconsin didn’t appreciate an oligarch trying to buy their civil liberties.

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I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.

submitted 43 days ago • 10889 comments

We need new leaders in Washington. I’m running for Senate to be one. Let’s go.

submitted 42 days ago • 841 comments

Big, sad loser. 🧀

submitted 42 days ago • 1137 comments

Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people. Blazing your own path for the W 👏👏👏👏👏

submitted 43 days ago • 1100 comments

Says the guy who spent millions to elect a judge that will soon be the deciding vote on a case involving Tesla’s ability to sell cars in the state.

submitted 43 days ago • 1530 comments

The FT's deadpan dark commentary hasn't been beaten yet

submitted 47 days ago • 29 comments

Secretary of State Marco Rubio said he will continue to revoke visas for “people that are supportive of movements that run counter to the foreign policy of the United States.” This is new. And it doesn’t feel like freedom

submitted 46 days ago • 767 comments

Early voting today in Wisconsin

submitted 46 days ago • 394 comments

Where did Hegseth get the info he dropped into the Signal chat? Did he copy/paste it from another chat? “The Vice President that I worked for wouldn’t even use AirPods because she understood the national security threat. These people—it’s amateur hour at the OK corral.” @symonedsanders.bsky.social

submitted 46 days ago • 366 comments

How crazy is it that putting our National Security at risk won't get you fired from this Administration, but disloyalty to the Felon would?

submitted 50 days ago • 3 comments

It’s worth stating this simply: For literally anyone in the US Govt from 1945 to 2025, Signalgate would require an instant resignation—and a criminal investigation. It would be a matter of personal *honor* to resign. The fact Mike Waltz & Pete Hegseth are choosing to fight it out is a terrible omen.

submitted 50 days ago • 962 comments

It's critical for everyone to remember what an Executive Order is. It is the President communicating orders to members of the executive branch. Policies to pursue, actions to take, etc. They are not laws. They are not close to being laws. They are formalized memos to employees. That's all.

submitted 50 days ago • 1067 comments