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Part-time pirate. Infrequent writer. GIF and meme connoisseur. Absurd wannabe funny guy. I love coffee, video games, comic books, sci-fi, tabletop RPGs, and nerdy stuffs. Fueled by sleep deprivation.
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I don’t know how I’m keeping it all together, especially considering how sleep deprived I am. I just know that coffee is likely the only thing keeping me from falling apart.

It ain’t much, but this kitty’s simple cuteness will put a smile on your face and that’s enough to see you through these tough times a bit longer.

Share a movie or TV character who is a free spirit. My choice: The Dude from The Big Lebowski

How I arrived on BlueSky

Mornings are for coffee and contemplation. The contemplation part is a completely silent process. Pass this information along to everyone you know. Thanks!

I am actively overthinking whilst I compose this skeet…

Trying to be more silly and positive here, yet still remain a weird little dude (because I can’t change who I am, fundamentally).

I’m like the Highlander of coffee drinkers. There can be only one. #Coffee

How can you stay upset when you think of the T-Rex’s cute widdle arms and hands trying to pull a fitted sheet into the corner of a mattress? You can’t. It’s impossible.

Good morning. Welcome to the pit of despair. Drink coffee, it helps.

Woke up earlier than I wanted to this morning. Can’t seem to fall back asleep even though I want more rest. This is my mindset for the day.

IYKYK #HappyFathersDay

post someone with wings 🧚🪶

If these actually existed, they would fix me…

Never mind. The plans got canceled. I can go back to my other default anxieties…

I’m potentially going out to eat dinner at a restaurant tonight, and this has been my mindset all afternoon in preparation for being out in public with other humans…

Any story can be beautiful, it just depends on how choose to perceive it. #FridayThe13th

I would 100% be down to roleplay as Ernest P Worrell for a legitimate full one shot session of Dungeons & Dragons. I’d be at the table saying things like, “I’m gonna cast bardic inspiration on that little feller there, know what I mean Vern?” #TTRPG #DND #Ernest

Good morning. Drink plenty of coffee, stay away from Crystal Lake, and TGIF. #FridayThe13th

Jason Voorhees had a rough childhood. Leaving milk and cookies out for him on Friday the 13th Eve is the least you could do. #FridayThe13th

The GenX in me really appreciates this kind of humor… #GenX

According to this sci-fi movie timeline, we are currently somewhere between the events of Soylent Green and Children of Men, and even though this is all fictional stuff… it somehow feels accurate considering the state of society.

Same, Beth. Same.

At least I have something to look forward to this week… #FridayThe13th

Woke up bummed out. Send help, memes, or whatever’s clever…

Accurate

This is the kind of motivational poster I need on the wall of my office.

post an animation style that you love ✨

Us GenX folks are built different. We aren’t to be trifled with. Also, your mom.

Literally me. Good morning or whatever.

Social media must be broken, ‘cuz I’m not receiving my serotonin as promised…

Can confirm. Every weird thing I say resets the death timer in my body.

For all my #TTRPG homies, this is highly accurate for me.

WHO DID THIS ?!?!?

I need HBO and/or Warner Bros. Home Entertainment to release Bruce Willis: The Return of Bruno on Blu-Ray double ASAP. It’s a crime against entertainment that this little comedic hidden gem is not readily available to watch on modern platforms. #JusticeForBruno #BruceWillis