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Expect Trump’s Military Parade to Cost More Than the Army Says The Army says Trump’s June 14 military parade will cost up to $45 million. This is likely an underestimate due to unaccounted expenses. theintercept.com/2025/05/29/t...

Trump and Republicans are facilitating the largest transfer of wealth from poor and working people to the rich with their budget bill. How? By kicking 14 million Americans off of their health care to give billionaires a giant tax cut.

Fox attacks Scott Pelley for accurately describing Trump’s war on the press www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/fox...

What we have lost- so far

Here’s the thing, if they are picking up folks working in the country illegally, I’m going to need to see some white guys also being arrested for employing people working illegally in the country. Otherwise, it’s just racism.

Brain worm guy could print his in house ā€œpublicationsā€ on 🧻🧻🧻 then they would be useful.

🧪 Defunding science has consequences. Federal funding cuts are threatening critical research. Programs focused on public health, medical innovation, climate science, and humanities scholarship are being stalled or eliminated. #MomSky

Reuters: SECOND US COURT BLOCKS TRUMP TARIFFS IN CASE FILED BY TOY COMPANY

Cubbie trotting. #QingBao #GiantPandas #DCPandas #NationalZoo

QB struts her stuff!

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How Elon Musk found out he was in retail, where the customer is always right.

Unless, of course, the REAL goal was to destroy government & the country. Break everything, billionaires hoover up the shards, everyone else lives or dies in poverty. #BWAHAHA Bigoted Wankers And Horrible Atrocities Heralding the Apocalypse

"As Musk slinks away, spending went up, not down, during his tenure, and DOGE made the government less efficient, not more..." "A legacy of shattered institutions, weakened public services, and fired civil servants who did nothing but serve their country well..." www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

A lot of what government does is prevent bad things from happening, which is a problem because it is difficult work and you don't get credit when bad things don't happen. But you should get blame when you make it more likely that those bad things will happen.

International students contribute $44B to our economy, and collaborate on critical scientific research that makes our country — and world —healthier and safer. Why would the President try to stop this? Why this attack on universities ? www.nytimes.com/live/2025/05...

I would have been fine with MAGA snake-oil cures industry if it wasn’t being transformed into U.S. government mandated healthcare.

Like Pam Bondi's cross, this McSweeney's piece is gold!

We are like six months from them outlawing seatbelts.

Ad-free, early Daily Beans for patrons. www.patreon.com/posts/tacos-...

if you were still hoping to die from bird flu, I've got some good news for you... HHS cancels nearly $600 million Moderna contract on vaccines for flu pandemics www.statnews.com/2025/05/28/m... via @statnews.com

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Donald Trump’s mental decline is no longer just noticeable—it’s alarming. He rambles, repeats himself, speaks in circles, and veers into total incoherence. Republicans and the media need to stop the coverup and demand a full examination and public disclosure of his mental status.

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