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Is McInnes planning to play the classic 9–3-9 formation next season?

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Cannae believe Nielsen hounded Irving oot.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine a night out with the 96 crushing bores who voted against the Bloom deal. Boys that would regale you with tales of their mid-level careers in finance and sales. Frequent use of terms like ‘legitimate concerns around governance’ The 1.5% dullest fucks in the Hearts support.

submitted 22 days ago • 4 comments

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

youtu.be/d6FGRr-0gcE

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

GaRanTEEd eOropEEn FiTBA tAE ChRISTmAs

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Derek McInnes gives off ‘best man who shags the bride at the wedding reception’ vibes*. I think he’s the right man at the right time.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I miss football

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Seriously. fuck var Sucks the joy out of everything

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

The Red card for Dhanda is quite incredible. Killie player shoves him in the back - he has not control. Unreal.

submitted 30 days ago • 2 comments

On one of my middle-class arsehole trips. Found a piece of art that says everything about me.

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Mind when we sacked Robbie weeks after he’d pumped Hibs 3-0 twice because he lost at Pittodrie, Rugby Park and Celtic Park? When we were fighting for 3rd place. Now we’ve hired poundstore Robbie, just to stop the mouth-breathers from losing their shit. Only one man for the job IMHO:

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Always impressed by the breadth of Jimmy Nail’s career. He’s done it all, from feudal serf to Spender

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

I love this man. Maybe more than I loved Rudi. youtu.be/UszeevpNUdU?...

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Have just learned of the existence of the Club World Cup. 🤮 If this interests you, you’re either a child or a sex offender. Or, most likely, a child sex offender.

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

Why don’t more players take quick corners like the German one last night? Rule is that referee doesn’t need to signal when it can be taken, so why do we have to put up with the interminable pish of them pre-refereeing every corner?

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Great, at least, to see Jimmy Wilson on

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not a great Scotland fan. I’ve never heard of this boy Hirst.

submitted 85 days ago • 4 comments

If the Greeks can have a wunderkind score, feel the time is right for Scotland’s wunderkind

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Now the fucking commentary is a second ahead of the video. Calamitous pish from BBC Scotland

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments