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pantsshaton.bsky.social
PHM. Invented the term PHM. Official biggest fud on Hearts Twitter De facto biggest fud on Hearts BlueSky
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Homer ref in Fife played 6 minutes injury time in my son’s semi-final last week when they were winning by a goal. There were literally no stoppages. It was unreal.
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We seem on to match up our 9 central defenders with 9 wingers. What a season we’re going to have! As everyone knows, I know fuck all but I’m excited for this season.
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It’s clearly been created by Interpol to out flagrant nonces
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Aye, number 21 as well. A wee nod to Fozzy on the fence.
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It seems the panic over teen drinking came 17 years too late.
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Just wanted to see if ‘WeAreScottishFootball’ have heard if Shankland is staying. It’s hard not knowing what ‘they’ understand.
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AND SO TO OUR WINNER. A MAN WHO EXEMPLIFIES THE "GOOD CUNT TO GO FOR A LAGER WITH. A SOUND MAN. A TOP MAN. A MAN WITH A SHITE HAIRCUT BUT STILL. JAMES "18 CANS AND A KEBAB" PENRICE
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I don’t like people who pronounce ‘our’ as ‘wor’- it’s not a deal-breaker for me though.
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I hope it is a stepping stone. The only way he gets a bigger club than Hearts is winning us something.
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We also had a Champions League winning striker, a European championship winning defender, the best Hearts player of this century and 3 regular Scotland caps. Still - like what he says.
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It could be both but I genuinely do miss Hearts as soon as the season ends. No football is shite.
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Wish him nothing but the best. A shame there’s no space for him at Tynecastle.
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Should have been ‘moment of the season’ at the player of the year awards
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Because VAR. Because Scottish VAR.
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Killie player shoves Dhanda which is why the contact happens. Disgusting decision.
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This season getting in the fucking bin is the highlight of the season.
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Mostly wear contact lenses pal. Joke’s on you, I’m just a prick.
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I’m not one for ‘Budge Out’ and ‘the club’s gone soft’ but, on the basis of this, Budge Out - the club’s gone soft. Shaking with rage when I saw that.
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Left for good pal. Too many arseholes on here who think I’m wrong / bad at posting. Had it. Mostly just skiing and eating at Michelin star restaurants these days. Mostly with Therapist from JKB.
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That’s the final straw for me. I’m off this app and all social media for good.
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I was too late - forgot to buy ticket until yesterday.
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I’m a bit annoyed they held back the best tickets (south upper), meaning I’ve got shitey behind the goals ones. That said, that’s where I sat the last time we sent that shower crying back up to their dismal wee city
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Is golf a sport?
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The whole thing has been designed for people who steal ladies’ panties from washing lines. A travesty.
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St James car park circa 2015
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They destroyed our Guggenheim
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Hiding in plain sight
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Who the fuck are you? Ya doss cunt.
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He hasn’t been this disrespected since they cancelled only an excuse