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papagarbage.bsky.social
tryna improve society somewhat he/him/they fuck the police ✓ marginalized lives matter 🤝 reskeet = endorsement one day at a time rain enjoyer
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josh homme out here for years blaming his lack of ejaculation on his partner like a typical cis het swinging dick

submitted 4 hours ago • 0 comments

got a pretty good pic of the full moon on my kitchen counter. microwave display (venus) for scale

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

uber demands that i update my insurance and registration but what they don't know is i will never log out and never respond and that $150 advance i got just before i dipped when my whip blew up is mine and they ain't never recouping nothing. eat my entire uber ass you rotten motherfuckers 🖕🖕

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

hey can someone make me a meme and don't ask a lot of questions, can you put these five people's faces over the faces of the cast of it's always sunny in philadelphia in like a promo poster and change the title to "it's always sunny in joppa"

submitted 8 hours ago • 5 comments

i must leave my abode to hunt and gather sustenance gonna try and sneak up on some grapes at the groc

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

pleased to report the plastic banana lounge chairs that are permanently attached to the pool in 6 inches of water make fantastic back fart noises when lorge boys move around just so

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

Cool flower

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

coffee #pixelart #ドット絵

submitted 16 hours ago • 2 comments

i like to be able to offer my lover a surprise snack but i guess that's over now...

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

this week in drunk girls 3 hotties were white clawing in the pool having a loud conversation about new guy dave, who has a normal size penis but it's perfect because they're doing lots of butt stuff and, dave is bi, which is good because pool hottie likes watching boys fuck back 2 u in the studio

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

when i go out to the pool i smoke some ouid and then stand at the edge of the pool with my back to the pool and timber! backwards like a tree and at the last second i push off and do a straight legged back flop dive into the water and it's immediately fantastic

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

steve bannon is a political triangulator beholden to only steve bannon but lucky for us he's a canary in a coal mine so when he gets whacked i will pay attention. not until

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments