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MY SENATOR AGAIN

MY SENATOR!

What a fuckin' world we live in where this clarification exists.

When Trump finally dies there will be calls for civility and “respect for the office” from even his harshest critics and I’m telling you right now I plan on saying things so harsh they might knock the earth off its axis

Honestly, I get that we need these stories, but, like, the actual story is: Everyone with half a brain knew this — and many, many people said it — but Stephen Miller doesn’t care. And Donald Trump let him start implementing this stupid, hateful plan.

Seniors in Salt Lake City heading out for a #nokingsprotest in front of their assisted living facility.

Chicago showed the fuck up!

Nobody there but scammers. Incredible Fyre Festival vibes.

Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/

The Declaration of Independence specifies 27 grievances with King George III and Britain. Donald Trump has committed at least 16 of those same offenses. #NoKings

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Among all the other things that it is, it's a very particular and strange moment in the history of streaming television that this sign exists and is being produced for upcoming protest marches.

Once had a chat and a few beers with Junior of Goober and the Peas and their new young drummer John Gillis at the Cubby Bear. John would later become known as Jack White.

This is remarkably incoherent even for him. But I especially like the notion that these evil criminals are applying to pick crops and mop hotel bathrooms.

As a life long Sox fan and an agnostic this still fuckin’ blows my mind

Describe your favorite movie in the most misleading way possible. A bar owner gets caught up in the bureaucracy of his ex-girlfriend's immigration problems.

The perfect metaphor for this moment doesn’t exi…

If "mental anguish" from watching the news is an actionable tort WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE RICH, BOYS!

anyone else wonder sometimes what Bill Veeck would have made of all this

Buckle in Bitches

In a world of Jake Tappers, be a Scott Pelley. Two journalists. One stood up for freedoms at his own personal expense. The other is seeking to profit off making Trump happy. My new article: deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/in-a-world...

We're living through the Who Cares Era, where completely disposable things are shoddily produced for people to mostly ignore, while the government stomps its uncaring boot on our necks. But there's an easy way to fight back: Care. I wrote about it: dansinker.com/posts/2025-0...

Name a more iconic trio. I'll wait

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

JFC, how does Villanova have more men's hoops titles *and* Popes than Notre Dame??? @mikegolicjr.bsky.social

Perfect, chef's kiss, etc. www.cbsnews.com/news/new-pop...

The new Pope from Chicago is now getting advice from Cardinal Malone

A 25-year-old DOGE bro at the CFPB held $715,000 in stocks that ethics lawyers told him he wasn’t allowed to own while working there — then DOGE fired those ethics lawyers. This is corruption. Always call it out.

bro WHAT, lmao

if u see this post your getaway vehicle

Garbage was one of the most important bands of the '90s because it gave schlubby Midwestern guys hope that a hot, cool European chick would want to hang out with them.

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

My governor.

Dumb journalists think being a tough interviewer requires writing down gotcha questions in advance. Smart journalists know that the trick is just listening and sometimes going, ‘how so?’

Congress literally created an Alien Terrorist Removal Court for the expeditious removal of aliens who are designated as terrorists, under a preponderance of evidence standard. I think problem isn’t the time it would take, but the fact that the government would have to produce actual evidence

They had lawyers, trials, most were given pretrial release, allowed to testify in their own defense, got discovery, could call witnesses, could cross-examine witnesses, could present mitigation at sentencing, and had a right to appeal.