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parsnips16.bsky.social
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Big fan of these types of images

the difference between your freak and my freak is that i can still cum from kissy missionary

im at ur girls crib doin poppers

robotgirl orgy call that networking

white tboy in my hinge likes look like prezoh 🤤

blocking the whole ass intersection doing donuts in front of a waymo

it’s really nice how walmart lets you sleep in their parking lot. i’ll thank them by shoplifting from target :>

*buying carbon credits with the money i made stealing catalytic converters*

i need an evil boy to clicker train me

i breathe sawdust. i eat plywood. i gargle with salt water and spit out wood glue. be the wheel. be at peace

some days i want to get my eyeliner tattooed. other days i want to drive through iowa without be lynched. it’s give and take i guess

fake major, now catch this drone strike

me, who misheard “frat party”: so when’s everyone gonna rub their dicks together?

if you aren’t older than the baconator pls DNI

i don’t owe you femininity ! ! ! i owe you $20 for the eighth you fronted me, and i swear i’ll have it by friday 😵‍💫🤧‼️

they should make a separate economy for chill ass guys like me who don’t have cable news induced dementia

going to mcdonald’s to get a bunch of happy meals! i really hope we get 9 evoker toys

shoutout graphs without a y axis. yeah i didn’t wanna know what the fuck was going on anyway

as soon as they autocaps kick in the gigs up

accidentally adding my cis friend to the tgirl group chat (we were talking about our plans to bomb yemen)

cranking nine-teens like i’m playing frotnite

fuck it we bawl

stripper fingered herself and then gave me a wet willie

accidentally invented a drinking game where sadie describes pokémon she’s seen and we try to figure out what the fuck she’s talking about

phil ivey is the name of the greatest poker player of all time. it is NOT an appropriate response to the question “what are you gonna do over break?”

dipping my swedish fish & friends in tito’s, it’s like they’re swimming ! ! !

putting a single mini marshmallow in my mouth and expertly enunciating “chubby bunny”

i keep coming up with great ideas and then finding out it’s a commune

*flirtily* i like your outfit 🤭 (we’re both in straightjackets)

having sex *solely* for the pleasure of the cuck in the corner. neither of us are enjoying this shit at all

i love 3 things in this life: dp, dough, and dp dough

applying to write for ella yurman’s new show by sending her a link to this account 🙏

in the plan parenthood, straight up abortin my shit. and by my shit, let’s just say, my tgirl cock

sex is like college: frequent and prolonged cry breaks

had an appointment with my trans masc physician and he didn’t like my sonic the hedgehog shirt. whatever you say Dr. Egg Man 😒🙄

I sugar scrubbed my butthole for THIS?

is that a Husky Brand 5/16 in. 12-Point SAE Full Polish Combination Wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

twirling my tongue around the end of his tailbone while eating ass like it’s his clit

if ur ever sad just shake your ass

teaching an old doggirl to do new tricks on it

quebec is hell on earth. all of the french people with none of the bidets

i’m too manipulative to be in a polycule, as soon as a 3rd person shows up i’ve just founded another cult 🫢