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parsnips16.bsky.social
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Listen, I can change to be whatever you need. but please reply to my message about whether you wanna see me in a dress or not

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Big fan of these types of images

submitted 9 days ago • 7 comments

the difference between your freak and my freak is that i can still cum from kissy missionary

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

im at ur girls crib doin poppers

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

robotgirl orgy call that networking

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

white tboy in my hinge likes look like prezoh 🤤

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

blocking the whole ass intersection doing donuts in front of a waymo

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

it’s really nice how walmart lets you sleep in their parking lot. i’ll thank them by shoplifting from target :>

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

*buying carbon credits with the money i made stealing catalytic converters*

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

i need an evil boy to clicker train me

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

i breathe sawdust. i eat plywood. i gargle with salt water and spit out wood glue. be the wheel. be at peace

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

some days i want to get my eyeliner tattooed. other days i want to drive through iowa without be lynched. it’s give and take i guess

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

fake major, now catch this drone strike

submitted 58 days ago • 1 comment

me, who misheard “frat party”: so when’s everyone gonna rub their dicks together?

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

if you aren’t older than the baconator pls DNI

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t owe you femininity ! ! ! i owe you $20 for the eighth you fronted me, and i swear i’ll have it by friday 😵‍💫🤧‼️

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

they should make a separate economy for chill ass guys like me who don’t have cable news induced dementia

submitted 68 days ago • 2 comments

going to mcdonald’s to get a bunch of happy meals! i really hope we get 9 evoker toys

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

shoutout graphs without a y axis. yeah i didn’t wanna know what the fuck was going on anyway

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

as soon as they autocaps kick in the gigs up

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

accidentally adding my cis friend to the tgirl group chat (we were talking about our plans to bomb yemen)

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

cranking nine-teens like i’m playing frotnite

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

fuck it we bawl

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

stripper fingered herself and then gave me a wet willie

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

accidentally invented a drinking game where sadie describes pokémon she’s seen and we try to figure out what the fuck she’s talking about

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

phil ivey is the name of the greatest poker player of all time. it is NOT an appropriate response to the question “what are you gonna do over break?”

submitted 95 days ago • 1 comment

dipping my swedish fish & friends in tito’s, it’s like they’re swimming ! ! !

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

putting a single mini marshmallow in my mouth and expertly enunciating “chubby bunny”

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

i keep coming up with great ideas and then finding out it’s a commune

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

*flirtily* i like your outfit 🤭 (we’re both in straightjackets)

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

having sex *solely* for the pleasure of the cuck in the corner. neither of us are enjoying this shit at all

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

i love 3 things in this life: dp, dough, and dp dough

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

applying to write for ella yurman’s new show by sending her a link to this account 🙏

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

in the plan parenthood, straight up abortin my shit. and by my shit, let’s just say, my tgirl cock

submitted 111 days ago • 0 comments

sex is like college: frequent and prolonged cry breaks

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

had an appointment with my trans masc physician and he didn’t like my sonic the hedgehog shirt. whatever you say Dr. Egg Man 😒🙄

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

I sugar scrubbed my butthole for THIS?

submitted 123 days ago • 3 comments

is that a Husky Brand 5/16 in. 12-Point SAE Full Polish Combination Wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

twirling my tongue around the end of his tailbone while eating ass like it’s his clit

submitted 123 days ago • 2 comments

if ur ever sad just shake your ass

submitted 126 days ago • 3 comments

teaching an old doggirl to do new tricks on it

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

quebec is hell on earth. all of the french people with none of the bidets

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments