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they're figuring out how to make me open the fundraising texts

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“Mamdani gives me bad vibes.” People who say this give me mouth breathing racist vibes idk. It’s giving leech on society. It’s giving zoophilic redditor. KKK core

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last night i grabbed the end of toe's tail and went "it's like a leash! let's go for a walk!" and he stared at me like he wished lasers would shoot from his eyes

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happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

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“Brian Wilson” by Barenaked Ladies was a US #68 hit in 1998. A timely post, eh? This is the Canadian legends’ second Hot 100 entry, preceding their chart topping “One Week” which would be released later that fall. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #bnl #barenakedladies #90s #EveryHitSongEver

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tapped a link in an email from youtube. it brought me to the mobile site, which then told me "view in the youtube app." the only option is a button that says "get the app." i already have the app. so when i tap that it just takes me to the app store where i hit "open." it takes me to the home page.

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Yes, this is bad for porn. But porn famously has no clear legal definition. As such: This is a direct path to censoring anything the GOP wants to censor and can argue is “adult” - info on birth control, queer identity, anything about trans people or gender diversity or safe sex or HIV or drag or

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I GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!

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In 2021, Utah Gov. Spencer Cox said it is “ignorant” to believe cutting water to farms would help combat drought. Farms account for roughly 80% of all water use in Utah, and cow-feed crops like alfalfa are particularly water-intensive. Spencer Cox owns an alfalfa farm.

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i'm normally good about sunscreen, but once a year i forget and i get a humbling sunburn. this year my shoulders and shoulder blades turned magenta. i just started peeling and i am so itchy i want to commit homicide

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I HATE MY GOVERNOR I HATE MY GOVERNOR I HATE MY GOVERNOR I HATE MY GOVERNOR AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIII HATE MY GOVERNORRRRRRRR

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Gov. Spencer Cox has asked Utahns, again, to join him in a "Day of Prayer and Fasting for Rain" as nearly all of Utah experiences drought conditions.

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music morning - here's what i'm relaxing to before i leave the house today

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Jake Tapper is a bitch

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good morning, the robber barons’ council of robed oracles have decided which rights you have

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Parowan, Utah Population: 2,894 Photos from Google Places API Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parowan,_Utah

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BREAKING: The Supreme Court limited judges' power on nationwide injunctions, leaving the fate of Trump's birthright citizenship order unclear.

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Generational change is coming: Since Zohran Mamdani won on Tuesday night, more than 1100 young people have reached out to @runforsomething.net to explore a run for local office -- one of our biggest spikes of the year yet.

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Mike Lee might be right about city-owned grocery stores proposed by Zohran Mamdani, a constituent says out loud while driving past a state-owned liquor store here in Utah.

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had a dream last night in which i overheard people talking about the affair they were having as the spouse of one partner was on the other side of the room and i went up and spilled the tea just to cause shit. woke up feeling great

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governor spencer cox has a baby head containing a baby brain and i want someone to shake him so hard

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our state was a laughingstock for a full day last time the governor signed a declaration asking people to pray for rain. how did he not learn

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