patch5.bsky.social
Proud liberal. Domestic manufacturer of illegal ideas.
Please, no crypto/NFTs/NSFW.
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I'm a big fan of having my family included in my family photos, personally. Just marching to the beat of my own drum, I guess.
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No maybe about it. That's why the job comes with an oath.
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Yeah, I'm ready to wake up now, too.
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Thank goodness. We probably shortened our lives.
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If they can't manage to wrap their heads around reality, then maybe back home on the farm is the right place for them to be.
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Thank you, Congressman! It's a pleasure to watch you work!
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I've had some okay luck finding folks on the #420sky feed. It's a little slow, but it's worth checking in on occasionally.
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If only someone would send a strongly-worded letter.
Hey, @schumer.senate.gov, now's your time to flicker!
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... to which we all rolled our eyes and thought to ourselves, "that joke's kind of a hat on a hat, isn't it?"
...and then the asshole went and said THAT out loud, TOO.
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I believe in you, man! You're gonna make it!
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I've already got a day job, Jamie.
What are you doin'?
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He's still alive.
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Well I, for one, think you're alright, Bruce.
Apart from that white hominy and gravy mischief, I mean.
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We'll be so wealthy that we won't know WHERE to spend all the money!
But it's pretty sure to be somewhere other than China.
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Well, that's easily fixed! Just don't stop!
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Kinda reads like lots of people are TRYING to explain it to him, and he's rewarding them by unfriending them. 😂
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Works both ways!
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We need a price check on treason at register three, please.
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Don't believe the hype: he's more than he seems.
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Oops, I've been outed. 😅
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We should come up with a secret handshake!
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"No one is above the law."
Talk is cheap. PROVE it, Bondi.
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Notches are cheap! Take it up a few notches, and maybe they'll appreciate your restraint next time.
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I must be doing something wrong. I don't have a single card in my wallet that's that clean, and none of them are older than a couple of years.
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I hesitate to point this out, but there are other Trumps...
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I do, and for what it's worth, I've never been back!
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Best alternate MAGA cap I've seen yet!
Does it pull any good reactions?
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Spicy Tuna.
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I'm talking about the trillions that the regime shook out of the country with their bullshit, “THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!! DJT" tariff tantrums.
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If he's paying, it's with the money that he's pumped out of the stock market.
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Outsourcing civil rights violations is their new go-to.
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So "peace deal," in Trumpese, means "liquidation." Good to know.
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Who knew that all those warfighters were so soft-spoken that they'd need external representation?
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Do ya think that'd help?
The rules seem less ruley than rules are supposed to be, lately.
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As usual. It saves its best atrocities for Friday evening.
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Oof. Tie dye just got expensive.
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But at least we now understand that consciousness arises from worchestershire sauce.
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Trying to normalize trade aggression, now.
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Well what eats foxes, and how much lead time do we need to fill the Capitol with them?
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I think the go-to expression is, "ten pounds of sh*t in a five-pound bag," isn't it?
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They'd look AMAZING in one of Noem's Salvadoran fashion shows, wouldn't they?
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I've recently read that for anything that occurs over international waters, our nation is legally powerless to intervene.
Let's just drop him there.
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It feels like there should be some awkward, contrived portmanteau, doesn't it?