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Breaking News: Brian Wilson has died

You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to police in Canada. www.aptn.ca/aptn-investi...

TIL that Diego Luna was a Zapatista??? BRO

leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control

Everything was not, in fact, fine

"Hope has two beautiful daughters: Their names are anger and courage. Anger at the way things are, and courage to see that they do not remain as they are."

Good grief. "Evan Solomon says Canada will move away from “over-indexing on warnings and regulation” to make sure the economy benefits from AI."

Mark You have always been free. You have always written whatever you want You own your own publishing imprint What are you talking about you mop

Shits bleak but this dog is cute. That's all I got for you today I think

www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/hide...

the Uber CEO tells Trump his company supports the MAGA reconciliation bill (that will strip millions of healthcare and food support)

New: theonion.com/protesters-u...

“Bluesky is an echo chamberrrrr”

AP Style Guide page 21: always use active voice when possible except when the story is about Israel

legit just me outside at the pub, lol

Werner herzog presents: ‘the barstool sport’ “Who is this tiny man? His quest to find pizza in places like Delaware baffles me. Could something in the molten mixture of mozzarella and tomato cause him to hate women as he does? I dive into his psyche realising too late the pool is far too shallow”

come to the pub if you want an ass sitting there's plenty of chairs

augh, argh

went to a pub by myself yippee