patrick.seurre.com
Professional bit wrangler and two time kidney transplant recipient with a 3rd on the horizon. A regular user of the NHS for the past 30 years. Interested in freedom of information, data protection, Brexit and science fiction/fantasy.
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My former colleague went on a diet after his young kid asked him ‘when are you going to explode dad?’
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I seem to recall similarly negative campaigning every time Sadiq Khan stood for election as London mayor.
It must be a right wing thing.
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I can’t help but feel your election strategy would probably end up being something like this… m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWXU...
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I’ve said it before: squirrels are scheming bastards.
(they can be tasty though, especially in chilli) m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpzd...
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You should see if they can learn to imitate police sirens. Probably no better way than that to almost eliminate crime locally…
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‘So it’s agreed: phase two involves us fucking with his mind by pretending to be cockerels at 5am tomorrow morning. Anybody have any ideas for phase three the following day? Yes Bob? No Bob we can’t do that. Because it was just a film Bob that’s why… OK, anybody *other* than Bob have any ideas?’
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Just make sure they never watch any Alfred Hitchcock films. They might get ideas…
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A mental image of what happens at the end of Indiana jones and the last crusade is stuck in my head right now.
'He chose poorly'... after sticking hundreds of killer robots up his nose...
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Or they could rebel, build their own little army of doom inside your own skull and dismantle your body from the inside out...
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What about those of us that think eggs are the food of the devil?
(a decent chip butty for teh win!)
Anyway shouldn’t it be ketchup first?
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A musical featuring the song ‘springtime for Netanyahu’?
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I seem to recall somebody saying - you maybe? - that the advice was that issues with the new design could be mitigated by switching elements of it off.
Maybe it’s just me, but if you’re having to advise users to do that just to make the UI usable, surely that’s a sign you’re doing it wrong?
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‘Are you available from 10am this Tuesday through to November?’