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Now is the Wintour of our discontent. I’m probably the first person to make this joke and I won’t be checking to confirm

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Paul did it

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look in my eyes / what do you see / new york's zohran mamdani

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Some of you people need to Switch-2 a new therapist

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Bad Idea Dave

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This is just like when Paul posts “Bad Idea Dave” except nuclear weapons and satellites are involved. What I’m saying is give me and Paul nuclear weapons, at least

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Come cover Dallas city government on our government accountability team. If you don’t wanna do that, well what do I care take a hike pal

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You me and every other aging punk, brother

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Ron Killings is better than Shawn Michaels and CM Punk

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Knicks fans already calling for the ouster of Paul DeBenedetto as coach

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Let’s just say…… we’re gonna shake things up a little bit 😏😏😏

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Dave won the spelling bee

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Just took this quiz and my top match was…. Damn Daniel?????

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I'm biased, but I think Tom is the greatest to ever do it. A mentor, a friend, an inspiration who will be so missed by so many people.

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Deadline Club is like the Dungeons and Dragons club for grownups. Just kidding Dave and all the great winners out there whom we love, and I’m sorry to the Deadline Club also, for saying this

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A lot of people are calling the NBA Draft Lottery, “The NBA Jack Squattery,” since that’s all it’s worth these days,,

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Hey there Delilah, Borat’s wife’s in New York City

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BREAKING: The new pope is…… Damn Daniel??????

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Stop saying toe box

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I figured out twin peaks

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Is Shaggy ska

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Mets World Series @mets.com

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“Brat” but it’s “Borat”

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What of course they can

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That’s Borat espresso. This isn’t even anything

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I rarely talk about this but I can certainly beat up a large monitor lizard

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Shit I thought you guys meant Bad Bhabie

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The Google AI (which, again, is the first thing you see when you search for something) matter-of-factly refers to PR bonds as "get out of jail free cards"

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They should make a rule where you can’t call a bar or restaurant “beloved” unless it’s been there for 15 or more years.

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Ok for this joke imagine Pink Pony Club is about Borat’s wife God, what have you done?/ You're a pink pony girl/ You’re married to Borat, mama

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“I’m an empath.” — The most psychotic person you’ve ever met in your life

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“Call me by your name….” “Ok: Borat”

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this is what a lot of tech people used to be like 😭 it bums me out that younger people probably have no conception of the internet ever being this way

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Twin Peaks season 2 is a lot of dreck but there’s a hilarious subplot in which Pete, Catherine and Andrew Packard have to open a puzzle box and the solution they find is just to throw it on the floor and break it and shoot it with a gun

Now is the Wintour of our discontent. I’m probably the first person to make this joke and I won’t be checking to confirm

Paul did it

look in my eyes / what do you see / new york's zohran mamdani

Some of you people need to Switch-2 a new therapist

Bad Idea Dave

This is just like when Paul posts “Bad Idea Dave” except nuclear weapons and satellites are involved. What I’m saying is give me and Paul nuclear weapons, at least

Come cover Dallas city government on our government accountability team. If you don’t wanna do that, well what do I care take a hike pal

You me and every other aging punk, brother

Ron Killings is better than Shawn Michaels and CM Punk

Knicks fans already calling for the ouster of Paul DeBenedetto as coach

Let’s just say…… we’re gonna shake things up a little bit 😏😏😏

Dave won the spelling bee

Just took this quiz and my top match was…. Damn Daniel?????

I'm biased, but I think Tom is the greatest to ever do it. A mentor, a friend, an inspiration who will be so missed by so many people.

Deadline Club is like the Dungeons and Dragons club for grownups. Just kidding Dave and all the great winners out there whom we love, and I’m sorry to the Deadline Club also, for saying this

A lot of people are calling the NBA Draft Lottery, “The NBA Jack Squattery,” since that’s all it’s worth these days,,

Hey there Delilah, Borat’s wife’s in New York City

BREAKING: The new pope is…… Damn Daniel??????

Stop saying toe box

I figured out twin peaks

Is Shaggy ska

Mets World Series @mets.com

“Brat” but it’s “Borat”

What of course they can

That’s Borat espresso. This isn’t even anything

I rarely talk about this but I can certainly beat up a large monitor lizard

Shit I thought you guys meant Bad Bhabie

The Google AI (which, again, is the first thing you see when you search for something) matter-of-factly refers to PR bonds as "get out of jail free cards"

They should make a rule where you can’t call a bar or restaurant “beloved” unless it’s been there for 15 or more years.

Ok for this joke imagine Pink Pony Club is about Borat’s wife God, what have you done?/ You're a pink pony girl/ You’re married to Borat, mama

“I’m an empath.” — The most psychotic person you’ve ever met in your life

“Call me by your name….” “Ok: Borat”

this is what a lot of tech people used to be like 😭 it bums me out that younger people probably have no conception of the internet ever being this way

Twin Peaks season 2 is a lot of dreck but there’s a hilarious subplot in which Pete, Catherine and Andrew Packard have to open a puzzle box and the solution they find is just to throw it on the floor and break it and shoot it with a gun

This is my Fight Song / my Borat Wife song

David Lynch is “very nice,” as Borat might say

I’m going to have the world’s first 100% quiet runner

Fix your hearts or die