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paulgrimshaw15.bsky.social
Ex Sebastian Wiesel of the Rochdale Herald. Now writer of the ‘Alvin The Cat Who Couldn’t Cat’ books. Pronouns: pint/ thanks. Music is my life. And cats. And books. And cricket.
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Proud boy. The greatest living American novelist, me and my book (with his blurb on the back)…

Gig of the year. He’s 83.

Nothing to see here. Just serial mendicant and Poundshop Farage @nicholaslissack.bsky.social referring to a Britain First member as ‘the left’….

Well there’s a first. Just been called a ‘dumb woke Brit’ on t’other place. By a black South African. I now regret my thoroughly woke purchase of the 12” single of Free Nelson Mandela and my dumb woke support of the Anti-Apartheid movement back in the 1980s

I really didn’t expect to be quite so right quite so quickly…,

I have finished my pint of Bella Lugosi. Currently waiting for the bar staff to collect the empties so I can say ‘Yeah, that’s dead…’

Hey folks who love #cats, #blackcats, #rescuecats, #sheffield #kindness #bekind I’m having a sale of my Alvin books. A true story of an abandoned kitten finding his place in the world. Usually £11.50 each posted /both books £20. Available now for £10 each/ £18 both. All money to cat rescues DM me

Number 3 is fucking impossible for a bloke in Sheffield….

Oh God, the ‘Muslims won’t let us walk our dogs in Manchester’ thing has hit the fan again. Time to come clean…

Latest in the series - Paul’s Haikus of films he’s just seen. Eraserhead. What the holy fuck? That’s put me off my dinner. Screw you, David Lynch.

Handsome devil…

I have decided to do haiku reviews of films I see. The Brutalist Architecture and Morality should never Lead to sodomy

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Well this has stirred the pot somewhat on the other site…

Simply because you need it and the internet needs it, here’s a hand puppet beaver playing bongos on two empty ice cream tubs.

I’m delighted to announce that I have entered the political arena. I agree with #VoteBruv that politics needs a shake-up. That is why I am today launching the BRO (Boot Rapists Out) party. Manifesto to follow. I’m prepared to debate any credible opposition (or Andrew Tate).

I dislike Tory MPs and anyone who has ever been one (with a grudging exception for Portillo). I hate ex UKIP members I revile ex BNP members. I despise people who support fox hunting. I may have lost it slightly with thumbhead Mark Jenkinson on The Bad Place a bit earlier. Warning: c- cluster bomb…

Have a good Christmas folks. Card based on the cats in my book.

From t’other place