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He had her torso surgically attached to his leg.
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I’m just glad he’s marrying a mannequin his own age.
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The real question is whether he purchased the stock or was it gifted to him?
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I think he was trying to land a trans joke and whiffed big time, even by MAGA standards.
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Does this mean we are getting the power couple of Zohran and Mike ‘The Situation’ that Big Money fears? GTL, Gym, Tan, Lower Rents!
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I hear Billy Joel’s piano votes Republican.
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That’s VD Vance the couch salesman, totally different guy.
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They all so desperately wanted to believe immigrants were nameless, faceless boogeymen but now see they are all just regular people who are working to build a life for themselves and their families. They allowed themselves to accept the lie that immigrants were rapists and murderers.
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I mean why say this shit when he knows damn well it will fall apart in no time? I get that he knows his base will believe it and it’s performative for Trump, but it’s just so comically ridiculous. Reporter should throw this in his face from now until the end of time every time a shot is fired.
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You’re saying the reason you’re not doing the job I’m paying you to do, is because you don’t have a job to do? Let’s go to the calendar. Calendar time for Mikey!
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Translation: it’s very inconvenient to commit crimes on behalf of the government if you know who we are.
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ICE: we are here to get the bad guys. But also, the real bad guys are very scary and dangerous, so we’ll grab this abuela instead.
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Well when Israel has already attacked and Trump publicly says we may attack in the next two weeks, it’s kind of obvious to Iran they should move the uranium. My guess is we saw on satellite imagery they were moving things and Bibi told Trump it’s now or never to be a hero and he fell for it.
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We just need you to find 85m votes.
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Saying ‘A final note of clarification’ and then going back on everything you just said and now making your opinion dogshit has now entered the lexicon. Cheating on your spouse is wrong. A final note of clarification….
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Coming from a dude who is a ‘proud colonialist settler’. You are exactly the type of ‘good neighbor’ who will vote away the rights of the less fortunate in your town. And yes, people want decent neighbors, unfortunately you’re not one of them.
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You know those craven sycophants who would literally do anything to suckle at the teat of power? Yeah, they’ll definitely say something.
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If that number was even remotely accurate the administration wouldn’t have to target people at their immigration appointments or who had traffic tickets 20yrs ago. They are struggling to hit their numbers for a reason.
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Not to mention no one is officially at war with them. They could just surrender to any country in the world I guess?
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That face when you realize that the regime change will fall on your desk and you know you’re going to be burned for it when it epically fails.
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Can’t wait for the totally unrelated and had nothing to do with this announcement that Israel wants the US to annex Palestine and make it a US state so the doughy orange boy can feel like he has a legacy and an open invitation to create a wide open kleptocracy that he can exploit.
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Only thing missing is are all of his clothes flying off and he’s left in heart patterned boxer shorts, he’s then chased away by a small bald man as yakety sax plays.
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I believe he’s a very important man, for reasons that escape me at the moment. He is also uniquely qualified because everyone hates him, which means he must be doing something right.
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It’s like an 80’s movie where the biggest dweeb is running for class president and is running on the platform of school seven days a week. Who is then viciously booed off stage as the audience throws things at him.
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He’s the richest man in the world, what would he want with my money? I say as Elon siphons me dry like an elderly person falling for a Nigerian prince scam.
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Working on my slide deck now to pitch the government to give me a couple of billion to start a rocket ship company. My opening pitch: What if there was a rocket company that blows up fewer rockets? Interested? Well, over the next 45min I’m going to show you how you can make that happen. Let’s begin…
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You see, I wasn’t stupid to believe a serial liar and con man.
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I can’t imagine their level of confusion and befuddlement if you asked them an actual tax code question or about basic trade policies. Like the stuff that’s literally their job to know.
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The extrajudicial killings will continue unless we see more appreciation.
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The idea of people just picking winners and/or being associated with the ‘winning side’ is spot on. Especially in the college dude bro space. For whatever reason it seems like it resonates with this crowd the most.
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How did we get the brand of fascism where a guy who looks like he’s from the Rex/Rob Ryan coaching family who gets to shrug off any sense of decency and responsibility as if he’s the guy at the impound lot who won’t release your car unless you give him $600 cash?
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We’re heading to Mars!* as cosmic dust particles that should arrive in about a billion years.
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It’s not funny that she was infected by the woke mind virus. Thankfully we have our best unlicensed physicians administering horse pills at this very moment.
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I know it’s not what CNN wants, but make this jerkoff explain, in detail, why calling someone a ‘whore’ was accurate and acceptable. Don’t let him off the hook with throwaway responses, stay on him. Ask him if it’s ok to call his family members whores or call him a jackass going forward?
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I love how much heavy lifting ‘dead in the eyes of the law’ is doing here. These ghouls cry about human souls but apparently dead in the eyes of the law is good enough for them when they get what they want.
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I’m so tired of the hand wringing over this incident. The senate needs to actually do something otherwise it just emboldens these assholes. The current democrats in power could be lead off to work camps in chains and would still debate if a strongly worded letter was too harsh.
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Some questions that need to be asked for the rest of his life? Are you proud that you’re a piece of shit? How does it feel to be tough on X but a pussy in real life? Can we all make fun of your family when they’re dead? How do your tweets align with LDS values? Why haven’t you resigned yet? Fuck off
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It’s become quite evident that most cops only feel emboldened when facing unarmed and powerless people. Their only weapons are fear and intimidation. When confronted with true bad guys, they completely shrink from the moment and will save their own skin at any cost.
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I feel like the malicious and the idiots are generally in two distinct groups. But in rare cases where one is both malicious and an idiot they are appointed to a cabinet position.
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Playing dead is literally the best defense in this situation.
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The A in his name is for Always Wrong.
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The album literally broke streaming records and set a number of records for sitting atop pop and country charts. Also, awards are not solely based on sales.
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Once again law enforcement showing how eager they are to inflict harm, violence and death on their local populous. They can’t wait to have the thinnest justification to kill someone.
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The robo taxi saw a kid in a hoodie and followed its programming.
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Feels like he was reffing while he was also supposed to be on the job or on an OT shift and was afraid someone would catch on.
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Everyone needs to show up to these ICE raids wearing jeans, tshirts, tactical vests, punisher hats and masks. The morons at ICE won’t know who the fuck is who and it would be a hilarious keystone cops moment watching them spin around in confusion. Put it to yakety sax and it will be comedy gold.
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If Dems think this is giving this administration ‘the business’ we are all screwed. You have this dipshit in front of you and on TV and absolutely whiff on your chance to skewer him, embarrass him and expose him for the incompetent dope he is.
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It’s the classic defense of Trump they use in every situation: of course he won’t do it, you’re overreacting and fear mongering. But if he does do it, it was totally necessary and justified. And we should all be thankful he did it.
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Thank God for the DNC, what better strategy than desperately clinging to power with geriatric candidates whose only goal is to die while in office. How can this go wrong?