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She’s just telling the truth! #arresttrump

submitted 1 day ago • 64 comments

🚨 Minnesota lawmaker Melissa Hortman was shot and killed early this morning in her home. U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi tweeted, and White House retweeted a happy birthday message to Trump: “America is safer under your leadership.”

submitted 13 hours ago • 76 comments

This dude will do absolutely anything for a buck.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

If you’re undocumented, don’t march tomorrow. Stay home. Let the rest of us get this one. Solidarity ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼

submitted 1 day ago • 712 comments

I am the smartest man alive!!!!

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

This guy. Right here. Love this man.

submitted 15 hours ago • 0 comments

My dog supports Pride Month and all LGBTQ+ rights. Also he’s a very good boy. #Pride #PrideMonth

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Boo!!!! #ABC boo!!!

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The face you make when an actual AR bullet grazes your ear and you fear for your life.

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

This is the kind of BIG BALLS we need right now!

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Holy smokes

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t really see the problem here. #TeamTerry

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Pete Hesgeth — who wants to rename the Navy ship that honors Medgar Evers, a WWII veteran who landed on Omaha Beach — is using that same beach for a photo op in which he promises we will “never forget” the veterans there. What an unbelievable asshole.

submitted 7 days ago • 1496 comments

Ok grandpa, let’s get you back to the home, you’re overdue for your meds.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

😂

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

WHO DID THIS ?!?!?

submitted 8 days ago • 101 comments

Amazing. Respect the lede.

submitted 9 days ago • 322 comments

submitted 9 days ago • 119 comments

Holy shit

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Tesla Takedown in Boston.

submitted 12 days ago • 779 comments

This is Lutnick tonight, trying to build bananas to show her, if you build bananas in here in America there is no tariff.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This might be the most wholesome thing you watch today 🖤 📽️animalfriends

submitted 9 days ago • 26 comments

Holy smokes

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

This is pretty funny. One’s an accomplished uber wealthy, an actor, director, writer, philanthropist, all around good person. The other is a cat turd.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder what Catturd thinks about Elon V. Trump. Let’s check in shall we…

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Holy smokes!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

#ProudBlue Every word that Scott Galloway said 👏👏👏👏👏👏 I feel it all to my core. I’ve been screaming this since Trump came down the escalator. Why are we excusing their abhorrent behavior? Musk & Trump are morally bankrupt. Kevin O’Leary doesn’t even know what to do with his face.

submitted 10 days ago • 76 comments

No headlines. No big speeches. Just a small gesture with a massive impact. THANK YOU For seeing the need. For stepping up. For feeding kids not with rules or conditions, but with care.💜💜 Human kindness is still alive..and sometimes, it comes with a slice of pizza and a banana.

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Wanna see a dead body? They laughed Charlie Kirk right the fuck out of England.

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