paulwallace.at
Generally flat with a mixed surface but not particularly fast.
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That last mouse click. Art.
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Helicopter by Bloc Party was released before the lad I sit opposite to at work was born. Never felt so old as I did that day. Thanks EE.
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There can be one winner and this is it.
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Des'rees Ghost/Toast abomination.
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It looks like an end of life room. Not the like the voluntary Swiss one, the involuntary Texas ones
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Oh! I've been to this one!
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And for your four-eyed followers, can we have the glasses case vid?
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It's a shame when someone takes a plausible lie just one sentence too far.
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Is this about nice honkers?
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Is this about a Ket overdose?
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Oh, lovely stuff.
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I would travel by train more often, but it is an extraordinarily expensive way to travel.
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I've got Irish, Italian and Norwegian great grandparents. I'd best stop ticking 'White British' on those forms. White European maybe?
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Cricket from the future @jonathanliew.bsky.social. www.wisden.com/cricket-news...
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I can smell him through the screen. Pickled Onion Monster Munch.
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Reminds me of the time my mate Liam bought some cheap acid in a South Shields nightclub. He was convinced the wallpaper in the Pizza shop was singing to him.
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Sadly, it's from a publication owned by Reach. They have turned good local newspapers into a national network of click bait factories.
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Those original drivers cabs were tiny!
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Oh, I came across that thread. I closed Blue sky and went to Facebook to watch videos of Golden Retrievers being daft.
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You can't have anything nice, these days.
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Yes.
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I remember Mounting Dew being a similarity disorienting experience.
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I worked a summer camp 20 years ago. Similar thing. I was chatting away and absent mindedly picked up a slice of toast. My brain expected toast, my mouth signalled Cadbury Crunchie bar. I stood up in the dining hall, squinting at a piece of toast with an utterly confused look on my face.
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Once again you've done Dan Neil a great injustice. Love it!
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* as long as it includes an updated rendering of Dan Neil.
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Damn right
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At that point it was either Bollard or soggy jeans back to Kings Cross.
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pissed against a bollard which was separating us. HiVis waves over a Copper. Copper pretty much tells HiVis to have a little grow up. Copper then ushers my wife, who was dancing like she was on 80s #totp, to the front of the queue.
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Walked past some portaloos after a gig at Wembley. Realised what I'd done and turned back to use them. HiVis appears."Toilets are closed". "Those with a hundred people queueing?" A few minutes of argument passed. I whipped out the old chap and
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Nail did some good stuff. Big River is immense.
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I went back the other way, so I'm still owed a day.
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Yea, I'm owed one back - 6th July 2007.
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Lovely stuff, Sir!
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I just knew this was on my timeline because of @soozuk.bsky.social.
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I think he's providing an example of one of the categories.
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It's giving "Going For Gold" theme tune (as the kids would say).
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Too soon.
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There's whole worlds I've yet to discover. I thought Facebook had thrown everything at me, but not Horse ejaculate.
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Did you ever have a cat called John Deacon, or were two Queens enough?
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I'd happily believe this is one of Chris Sievey's early prototype Bonces.
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Walford Town Vs Shadwell in the Papa John's Trophy. I like it.
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I'll stick to writing software, not Soaps.
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How will it work? Both end up in Leeds on a Stag/Hen. After a hilarious misunderstanding, it all ends with a big Barney on The Calls?
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Metaphorically, I think it's a promise kept.
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I has a Fox across the road from me that did a great impression of a 2 year old girl in distress, right around the time my daughter was 2. Definitly not as charming as the Fox who would repeatedly scream 'Gary' at 2am.
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Don't inhale solvents, kids.
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Correct.
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Public Service. Thank You.