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I like things a completely normal amount. AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pearwaldorf Late-diagnosed ADHD. Elder millennial, tired af. I have a tuxedo cat named Darwin and he's the best.
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I can tell you it's definitely load-bearing for dealing with *gestures around*

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

Sheer. fucking. spite.

Melissa Hortman was only 55 years old. She had a lot more to do. It is so bitter and so sad that her life was taken - assassinated for fighting for what she believed in. It will now be up to us to carry on these fights.

And can we continually mention that a pretty big event happened …. Where in the Jewish candidate got kidnapped in broad daylight defending immigrants and Cuomo didn’t show up and most of the “establishment Dems “ didn’t But every younger Black candidate did……

Something I had not considered but would really fucking suck for a lot of independent journalists. If you happen to be one, I think you should move ASAP

zohran is proof that to mobilize the left you have to have "dorkiest guy at the punk show" energy instead of "coolest guy at mock trial" energy

a friend was laughing at hello sunshine being marketed as similar to heartstopper (it's gay + about teens but otherwise. no) but then asked what I WOULD say it's similar to to, so I gave it some thought:

the reaction to Mamdani's campaign is clear proof that centrism is a reactionary ideology, and has nothing to do with a pragmatic desire to win.

Excuse the fuck out of me samson kayo 🥵

From Watts to D.C.: How 500 Black Neighborhoods Vanished in 45 Years America’s gentrified neighborhoods have lost 500,000 Black people, while gaining residents of every other race, a study finds. capitalbnews.org/black-displa...

Too many ice cream places have confused "maximalist" for "artisanal", he said, bravely

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

There's an inherent human drive to post and see posts. That's what the cave drawings at Lascaux are. That's what those little ancient sculptures of animals in the Met are. Man needs to post!!!

Sports are one of the few things in (American) culture that cut across racial and demographic lines in ways that are absolutely needed in times where elites are trying to sow division. I don't have to follow or be interested in sports to respect that www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...

"The past is whatever we cannot change. This isn’t that. There is still time to move us away from a future that insists upon annihilating humanity to accommodate the annihilation of humans."

"Undeterred, she came back a few days later when the gate was unlocked. This time, she drove straight inside, not asking permission. Her staff 'deliberately dropped me off inside the lobby before they knew that we were there,' she said." More of this. Thank you, @chu.house.gov.

The point of masked men is to make them seem inhuman, as though their authority and capacity for violence cannot be resisted. But people are refusing. paulwaldman.substack.com/p/masked-men...

NYTimes Ed Board 1935 on Mayor La Guardia: "[He is] fond of toying with haphazard proposals that may be benevolent in intention but are dangerous or impossible in practice. He seems always to want to have in hand some socialistic plaything or other. Just now it is a municipal power plant."

My favorite bit of social history is about the role that advice columns played in naturalizing the mass movement of people from rural America to the city — people had to be trained on norms for a very foreign content.

The understated Black-crested Coquette at @tapirvalley.bsky.social #CostaRica #birds #hummingbirds #nature

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blockbuster didn't die because it didn't acquire netflix. it died because it was acquired by vision as a way for viacom to offload its debt. when blockbuster died, it had a billion dollars in debt on the books, almost all of it viacom's.

why can't billionaires just have their weddings on one of the islands they or their billionaire buddies have bought out from under locals. Ellison owns a whole damn island in Hawaii.

If Zohran wins on ranked choice voting math, we will absolutely never be allowed to use the system again. Do let that fire you up as you head to the polls. You can make history by essentially not voting for Cuomo FIVE times on ONE ballot before they take that joy from you.

I'm stressed as hell having to explain to people older than me that we've learned this lesson no less than 3x in my very short lifetime. You can't just topple a regime holding together a bunch of groups who hate each other, unite them in their hatred of you in the process, then expect good things.

commission for @bookloverstede.bsky.social 🫶 the cutest treasure hunter!! 💰

Just got home from #GCC - it was my first con, and I got to see so many wonderful pirates, and had the absolute pleasure of meeting @vico-ortiz.bsky.social and giving them some of my art!! This is it - Jim & fem!Olu (based on KD Lang's Vanity Fair photoshoot w/ Cindy Crawford, ref below!) #OFMDart

BREAKING: codebreakers have finally solved the Zodiac’s final cypher. After years of studying and many (MANY) attempts, experts have agreed that the decoded message reflects Zodiac’s last will and testament. it reads: ANDREW CUOMO FOR NYC MAYOR 2025

The editor in chief of Christianity Today is warning that evangelical Christianity is moving too far to the right, to the point that even Jesus’s teachings are considered “weak” now.

This is huge! A human rights tribunal found that employers must accommodate remote work for immunocompromised employees Remote work accommodations are something disabled people have needed for decades Covid showed us it’s possible, but ableism & discrimination took it away We all need this right

I have a working theory that the dehumanizing of the homeless in cities is a gateway drug which helps leads to ICE sweeps, police shooting rubber bullets into crowds, etc. once the homeless are a menace who need to be destroyed, not people squeezed out by housing costs, something is lost, morally.

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OK, here is your one-minute primer on the whole concept of "trickle down economics," from the obituary of Fred Smith, the founder of Fedex. I mean, if you still can't see it, I have no hope for you.

Things I learned from this video: -Zohran Mamdani was arrested in front of City Hall and went on a 15-day hunger strike -yellow cab drivers like Mouhamadou were $750K in debt -several cab drivers committed suicide -mayoral ads can also be about celebrating Iftar with spicy Bengali food in the Bronx

Today’s Taika

The thing that was most unrealistic about Andor is that there was a well-organized and committed resistance to fascism and nobody seemed to spend any time at all promoting their Substacks.

hey North Seattle we got a missing chungus!! keep an eye out!! (if you find him and need a phone or email or address you can dm me for them, I don't want to put his people's contact info on blast all over bluesky)

grateful to be on this list. ICE must be abolished. If you are a kidlit/ya author and agree, you can cosign here: docs.google.com/forms/d/13rz...

Tech companies only have five ideas: robot slave (actually just human slaves), hallucinatory counter-reality, untaxable money, The Everything App, and Clippy

'An advantage like extreme wealth, inherited or earned, curdles quickly into entitlement. And when entitlement is widely distributed among the very powerful, it becomes everybody’s problem.' Abigail Disney's outspoken pleas begging to pay more in taxes are always a fun read.

it is currently 90 degrees in Austin -call ride -fill with dead shrimp -a/c off -leave

Grateful to all who’ve read and supported my AI coverage lately. This is probably the most difficult work I’ve done on the subject to date and I hope it it can be a wake-up call. My profound thanks to Kent Taylor for trusting me with his son Alex’s story.