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penguinshatetrump.bsky.social
Just a penguin who understands tariffs & wonders what we did to make Putin so mad that he had his orange bully put tariffs on us. Favorite food: TACO
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Exactly as he intended. Stop normalizing this. He wants faculty and staff and students to be afraid to speak out, to protest. He's holding $$ of the universities heads and boards and presidents are rolling because they are cowards who refuse to touch their huge endowments. They're collaborators
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Support wildlife and take action against climate change. Signed, a penguin under tariffs
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It's almost as if the Times & long-term columnists should have spoken about all of this more clearly in, say, August or September rather than, "oh my gosh we didn't think this would happen and what chos" style reporting. Instead, they waited until there were tariffs and disappearances. And penguins
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They're just sad wannabe evil genuises (who everyone ignored in high school ) out for revenge on everyone and everything they think wronged them. It's the worst "notice me" cry for help in history. Someone give them a cookie and lock them away, please ...
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Gotta keep the humans addicted to their devices and in their echo chambers. It's how the MAGA people win elections.
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Or offering help to penguins? Asking for an uninhabited island of ... penguins facing tariffs.
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They're collaborators and aiding the regime in its immoral and unethical (and illegal) pursuit of people.
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Penguins for Harris.
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In related news, Americans will keep getting sicker. Dentists will see big business increases. And penguins? We'll just keep trolling Trump.
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Penguins read. Republicans don't. Obviously.
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Why does Putin hate penguins so much ?
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We'd be better off with a penguin for president ...
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Don't let this get lost among the penguin and tariff news!
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You should hear what the penguins think of it ...
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Or, they can punish penguins
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But the penguins needed to be brought under our thumb ...
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You mess with penguins .... your stock market will crash.
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Just helping your economy ... or tanking it. Because, a tariff is a tax that gets handed to the American people.
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Just closing the markets today ... as a penguin, I just want to say: a TARIFF is a TAX and the American people will be the ones paying it. Also, resist.
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We helped ring the bell today.
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It takes a lot to be this bad at your job! But he's good at being awful:
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But the penguins!
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Penguins are! They're the darlings of the internet ...
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He'd be afraid to take on a penguin in golf.
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Didn't wear our best to that meeting, did we?
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The real question: what does Putin have against penguins that drove him to do this?
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To be fair, we know most of you would rather have one of us as your president. We're ready and willing. Your move, United States.
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We're also deranged socialist liberal elite Democrats and proud of it!
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We've got this - the whole world thinks we're smarter than the deranged revenge-seeking orange menace living in the White House.
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We. Will. Not. Surrender.
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Asking for penguins: anyone else disgusted with the US and want to be one of our allies?
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To be fair, we understand you'd rather have one of us as president than him.
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We will put this whole issue on ice ... and we'll look cute doing it.
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Yes. . . revenge will be ours.
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This plan needs to be put on ice.
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Save us!
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Never.
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Joining the resistance.
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We think he should leave penguins alone
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And we like it that way ...
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Hey .... you know, maybe not imposing tariffs on us (penguins) would have been better? Even we learned about Smoot-Hawley .... Americans need to ice these tariffs.
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But did they get tariffs today? Asking for penguins.