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dying in a time travel attempt to kill Hitler and the only change is Krist Novoselic playing basketball in Serbia instead of bass in Nirvana

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the present participle is “honking shoo.” attorneys general type deal

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sorry ive been gone so long i was watching moomin

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can I get a clown suit pic with the squirty flower on and one with it off? can I get 3 pics of your clown horn in any position? also can I get a normal pic of your balloon animal from the front and one where it’s spread open? can i get a vid of you pulling a bunch of handkerchiefs out of any orifice

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

This is the type of shit that was happening to lowtax like a month before he blew his brains out

submitted 36 days ago • 7 comments

diamond painting is just overconsumption-core cross stitch

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AP Stylebook putting out an official guideline for the denotation of 420 feels so me-coded

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i was feeling kinda depressed so i took a long walk but it ended up being too long and now im just pissed off and my lower back hurts on top of being kinda depressed

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Greetings from No Hands Jesus

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ᴅɪᴀɴᴇ ǝuɐıp ᵈⁱᵃⁿᵉ

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I’m not surprised by the racist response to the halftime show but I am surprised specifically at the overwhelming and sudden return of “I can’t understand what they’re saying” as an outright dismissal of rap as a genre. Thought we got over that like 15 years ago

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Say Drake

submitted 92 days ago • 48 comments

can we agree not to call it DOGE like we all agreed to keep calling it twitter? it’s just so fuckin cringe it makes me wanna vomit every time I read it

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pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs

submitted 102 days ago • 205 comments

There’s a particularly evil strain of liberal/progressivism that is rooting for things to get worse in Gaza simply so they can do an “I told you so.” At any point in time Biden could’ve actually flexed US muscle and said knock it the fuck off but he just kept adding fuel to the fire. Own it.

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i do miss the days where you could go to kroger and they had a little studio in the back where you could get professional family photos for like $40. now it’s just jennifer with a $500 camera and a couple skillshare photography classes who charges $600 per 1 hour session

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mom come pick me up, the true crime girlies are trying to convince a mom to cut off her grieving friend because they think the friend referring to her baby as “their baby” and buying the mom a csection wrap means the friend is going to cut her open and steal her baby

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when i worked at old navy they had teens too young to legally work and adults with intellectual disabilities work unpaid shifts under the guise of “career readiness training” or some bullshit. it was literally the same hours and duties i was doing for $10/hr but yeah man, they’re all about equity

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is there any better feeling than being 10 years old and having $163 in cash saved up from birthday money, yard sales, and random pocket change from your grandparents, and also like $30 of it is in quarters

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the 10-day forecast is the only thing that keeps me going in the winter

submitted 107 days ago • 1 comment

get a random “hey” message on Snapchat from a guy I haven’t talked to since college // he’s talking about his kids and asking about my son

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You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

submitted 110 days ago • 336 comments

holding on to ~35 lbs of baby weight postpartum has done interesting things for my body image

submitted 109 days ago • 1 comment

had a dream that my partner and i were sitting outside planning a vacation and he asked me if i would rather go to the beach or the forest and before i could answer a massive tree fell on him and hurt his arm and he was like “well fuck that i’m not going to the forest now”

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can i be honest? i hate “what an odd thing to say” as a comeback and if someone ever said that to me irl i would feel even more assured in whatever i just said

submitted 110 days ago • 1 comment

spending so much time with the boys that our diarrhea syncs up

submitted 113 days ago • 30 comments

If civilization crumbles, i have a little flashlight in a drawer somewhere

submitted 113 days ago • 19 comments

Respectfully & from the bottom of my heart, if you think anything in the world could justify this, you’re a monster or an idiot or some impressive combination of both.

submitted 113 days ago • 1 comment

tummy hort :(

submitted 114 days ago • 1 comment

Those tiny cans of Coke are actually pretty good. I expected them to taste smaller

submitted 115 days ago • 28 comments

ive been hanging around a few pregnancy/baby related subreddits and i see SO many people using the phrase “we weren’t trying but we weren’t preventing” and freaking out that they’re pregnant. girl. what. if you weren’t preventing then yes, you were trying