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I thought grandstand was the table they put the money on in Come Dine With Me.
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In the sense Scotland is just a small country?
How'd you like them apples?! Eh?
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John Denver is going to be gutted when he gets back.
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The woman who opens the door is an accomplice or guilty of assisting an offender.
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The not-so-deep irony is this man also loved dogs.
Just sayin'.
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His interrogation technique of asking them where have you been tonight? was a bit of a give away.
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In the early 20th Century Peek Frean were making 250 varieties of biscuit. Civilisation has lost its way from peak Peek Frean.
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So you'll be in Hastings for the whole show. We all wondered how far their relationship really went.
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Until you got banned from every IKEA in the country.
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You wouldn't happen to be David Icke?
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You missed swing bridge and all the Jeffs.
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Oh no! I'm still worrying about the 0.01% of germs not killed by my disinfectant.
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No. But I had forgotten it. Absolute trash but I see that didn't it getting a remake in 2009.
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And then Godzilla.
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I didn't know the acts of fictional characters in books of mythology carried so much weight in international law.
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Grange Bill: DCI Zammo arrests Tucker Jenkins for shop lifting.
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Once you hop you just can't stop.
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Shown on C4.
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The bit where he keeps looking around and knocks someone's hat off with his cross is hilarious. Never gets old.
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NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET-PORTER: Supernatural Slasher Movie in which teens dreams are haunted by a ghostly psychopath with red hair and lots of teeth.
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One of them struggles to differentiate fiction from reality and ... erm the other one is the same.
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Your funny.
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More context please! It also turns out the shit in the woods was bear shit.
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You've heard the phrase 'You will own nothing and be happy'. I am on record as willing to make the sacrifice and own everything and risk being sad.
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He was called to the barf.
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Perhaps his hair is rejecting the body transplant.
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But P Diddy is a character in Cat on a Hot Tin Roofie.
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Ask your girlfriend to have wash and you won't need to spray her vagina with deodorant.
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Disappointed.
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Followed by The Last Lucozade.
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Hosted by Stephen Fry.
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Observational Comedy from the 17th century?
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Events that take in Rogue One but not Andor or vice versa are played out in XOR.
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2 days to go.
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Victorians being afraid to go to the shops is pretty much why Robert Peel invented the modern police.
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Can I order an Orac pls?
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Is that Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
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Pretentious lower-class people are welcome to aspirationally buy Street Food if they can afford it.
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Congress should tell the POTUS to step in line or be impeached. But they've rolled over and let him insult the whole country on a daily basis. The USA is currently a derelict nation.
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Here in the UK, Street Food is anything you can charge pretentious middle-class people over the odds for because it isn't served on a plate.
I assume street corn is over-priced maize.
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Always on a first come first served basis.
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Can you recall a president due to unacceptable levels of fecal matter? Asking for a friend.
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Genius.
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Given the damage he does when he's sitting at the Resolute Desk we should be hoping he plays more golf. Money well spent!
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HILL STREET BLUES
The everyday story of Birmingham City Supporters who meet up at the Railway Pub in the centre of the city.
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As others say. Hyacinth. Here's closest matching image I can find. Yours has got a bit more colour.
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I think it would be funnier if the board read 'Je ne suis pas un chat'.