perytonian.bsky.social
1990s evil fatfur tube creature - compulsive furry oc gobbler - sometimes panel host - cartoonist / zine artist
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/xovede
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eating fabric/textiles is such an all time fave for me... my compliments to the commissioner
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it's the world's most spotlessly clean office... he has such a soft, rambling conversational style that you wonder if he would even notice having a couple notebooks stuffed into his face
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he looks at you, makes a burping noise, starts chewing on whatever he ate yesterday, and cheerfully invites you to his office hours
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i like how he looks somewhat pleased to be consuming a star, but his expression is kind of measured because he's obviously done it a million times already. truly it's everybody else's fault for leaving their planets within gobbling distance
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is this posted on furaffinity anywhere? so i can go be normal about it
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for every age regression there must be an age progression. cosmic balance
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pooltoy preds really get all their nutrition from concession stands, swim trunks, and other beach toys, but they feel professionally bound to provide an enjoyable ride experience to as many new friends as possible
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i have so much pooltoy vore art... he just lounges around all day and cleverly pretends to be a bored ride operator
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making people blow him up more and then eating them as soon as they get too out of breath
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fair, i am in the stupid situation of loving vore weight gain while generally disliking explicitly fatal scenarios, so all of my comics are basically just like ummmmm urhmm uhh there's just no way for us in the audience to know how he got so big after eating all those people
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he has the official start of winter circled on his calendar because it's when he can stalk and eat as many people as he wants (this isn't actually true, but he has a way of making it real if he catches you)
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ICONIC... hearing his side of the story is good enough for me!!!
actually that's not true, i also want to hear some muffled complaints being slowly replaced with wet gurgling
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pred who's extremely convinced they're doing everyone else a favour
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anything to stop him from peeing in public
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that's 5 minutes to waddle fifty feet to the car, 2 minutes to change, and 5 minutes to waddle back
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vore furries explaining their crowd management strategies
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also bring multiple contingency plans based on turnout!!! my pet peeve is excruciating round-table introductions when there are way too many people to justify it - with 10-20 people you need to limit them to 1 sentence no banter, and above 20 find some other way to organize the group
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i find that you don't get great results trying to add too much formal programming to a social panel - if you have too much of a presentation then a ton of people will just leave as soon as it's done - but party games / camp games are really fun if people know to expect them
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i haven't hosted a wide variety of panels but i've done several fatfur meet and greets, this is my protocol...
- a meet-and-greet imo should begin with a five minute icebreaker, no more or less
- include a sentence in the description explaining what people should expect to do
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huge win for vore feeders. it's our month too
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yes
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passable contractions of stupid longer words are always in style. sandy's government name is sandwich
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oh this one is ascended and i'm still thinking about it
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you have already sent me this same message twice on telegram - PLEASE keep track of who you are contacting!!!
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macro growth comes for free when you're obviously very capable of metabolizing concrete and iron!!!
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nobody ever told you that indulging your strange desires only makes them more powerful, you originally just thought it was fun to eat random office supplies
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that first golf cart really got you into internal combustion engines. it just feels right to have various fluids dribbling down your chin while you take big bites out of a carcass
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you're the life of the party, but if you don't eat a few guests you'll be coming for the living room set instead. and your closest friends are sick of replacing their couches
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the more personal effects you eat, the more obsessed you get with their original owner. luckily, this is also how you develop your ability to hunt a person down anywhere!
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making nonsensical comments about how certain items taste. fully intact buildings go down MUCH smoother than mixed construction waste
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finding someone who you know is definitely a feeder and convincing them to let you eat things that are progressively more difficult to replace
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knowing that you probably could live a fully vegetarian lifestyle, you just don't really care about the distinction between furniture and people
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foreplay for regular vore: eat everything in the bedroom first. might as well make it comfortable in there!
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chewing the clothes off of somebody in public. not your problem if this is inconvenient, you were hungry
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this combined with being a big embarrassed macro would go insane
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they are very likely to survive the winter