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peterjamieson.bsky.social
Husband, father, musician (bass with Chasin' the Train, Ableton 11 Live user), retired telecom engineer, trade unionist, Scotsman. Likes a laugh in good company along with Guinness or red wine.
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Fully paid-up member.
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Nigel is that guy we've encountered in all walks of life. They complain that someone is crap at their job (prime minister, TU official, musician, etc), and they'd be so much better ... but when they get the position, it turns out they only want the title and not the work. I diskard him.
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Joseph, mate ... I live in Scotland, and even *I* know the administration's actions go against any number of sections of your current constitution. You don't need amendments, you need to enforce what's already there.
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The only way a woman is going to touch Adam's 'special place' is if she's forcefully applying the toe of her boot to his gentleman's area. How can one person be this stupid ... is there a special course you can attend?
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Do none of these people pay attention to *anything* that's happening around them? The follow-up question should be, "Why don't you know? It's your job to know!"
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It might be his mother's bedroom, because his is such a tip.
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I bet only one side of that bed gets slept in.
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That's a nice dress she's almost wearing ...
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"I haven't been in the media for a while. What absolute nonsense bollocks can I come up with that'll guarantee coverage? I know, I'll threaten Greta!" What a balloon.
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"Young people today won't get involved in politics!" (Young person gets involved in politics by taking direct action) "No! Not like that!" 🙄
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He shoots like an Imperial Stormtrooper.
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Well, no ... because Riley came fifth equal with a trans person, whereas Simone swept all before her ... so no comparison really.
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*Always* read your posts before you click 'Post' or 'Reply', that way you don't look like a semi-literate maroon who can't construct a decent argument.
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Don't these people have jobs to do?
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I'm willing to bet Patel hasn't looked at the Epstein files because he only wants the kudos of being FBI Director, not the actual workload. 🙄
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There's always the great Scots word 'stramash'. 😀
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I thought ICE had a 'Report A Migrant' hotline?
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What an arse. Stuff like swimming should be fun, not a chore to be done in order to make your Dad feel better about himself. Hopefully the instructor will eventually bar him.
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There's a bunch of Reform councillors falling by the wayside already. They've either resigned, defected, or been less than truthful with their CVs. (Source: Private Eye)
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Like most of their ilk, they want the kudos of the job, but not the work that comes with it. See also: Boris Johnson
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Understated, while still stylish and elegant. Go for it!
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The Scottish bass player known as Peter Stuart Jamieson thinks anyone who refers to themselves in the third person must be a total self-absorbed moron. Oh, wait ...
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Outstanding ... your Dad rocks!
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It will be a Mr. Nole Ksum, and he'll be photographed collecting the car while wearing a suspiciously black handlebar moustache.
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These people are morons of the highest order.
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Cue the fanboy and fangirl "I always knew ... " posts.
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'Rapper' with a silent 'c'.
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Man who has never been in the military cosplays as a soldier ... and what is with the appalling facial topiary?
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It's very 'handbags at dawn' as we say in the UK.
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You have to hand it to Lauren. If anyone can pull it off, it's her. It's great to see she's keeping a breath of current events. These jokes just write themselves.
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We had *no* idea.
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There is so much information around that will help you have a healthy diet. What kind of warped thinking leads you to say, "I know! I'll take a product that's aimed at horses! That's bound to work!"? Stop voting for stupid people - vote 'Horse' instead.
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Excellent 'Roger Moore Eyebrow' action. That'll show them Rooskies! 🙄
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Shplendid! He's shertainly a shite for shore eyesh!
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"A nice young man, but you wouldn't know him. He goes to a different school." These people are *so* transparent in their stupidity.
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The correct response is, "No, I'm asking you!"
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"Hitler! Now *there* was a painter!"
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They need policy positions that will support the people who need help the most, not something that plays well with focus groups. It's time for some real-world politics.
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" ... get back to fundamentals like inventing Automobile ... " Karl Friedrich Benz (born in Baden-Württemberg, now part of modern Germany), would like a word from one hundred and forty years ago. Stop voting for stupid or wilfully-ignorant people. group.mercedes-benz.com/company/trad...
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The current administration make the case for a DEI hire policy with everything they say and do. Over-promoted, wilfully-ignorant balloons, every one.
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Recently-dumped secret long-term boyfriend press conference in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
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"Scoundrel? I like the sound of that!"
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Wait ... what?
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I suppose if Kid Rock is running his restaurant, he's not making any of his appalling music. How long before he gets raided by ICE?
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The jokes just write themselves. Care to comment, @thegodpodcast.com ?
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It's *always* someone else's fault with these whiney man-babies, isn't it?
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"I'm taking nothing to do with it!" @thedevil.bsky.social
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If vaginal dryness was a picture.