peterthepig.bsky.social
It's gonna be my fault if we don't beat everyone at everything, coz I won't believe the guff that says "we'll beat everyone if you believe". Grey, grumpy, old IT git. Agnostic to invisible friends in the sky. Current Status: Tired, bored and irritable.
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Wot no Quinoa? That's a plus, I guess.
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"and I felt old and dumb" does actually sound like a Morrissey lyric
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Perhaps display it alongside an empty bag entitled "complainer's marbles" ?
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bigly tariff on ketamine incoming?
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doesn’t sound very performative tho’
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and not fancy dress costume and not stockings or crash helmets… I wonder why ?
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mein gott!
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Rohip Jim…. the voice of reason?
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you missed out the reasoned input of Maggie.
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there is no truth in the rumour the “prime minister” is hiding under the desk….
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tbf this is NOT the UK unelected officials "red tape" headcount image, this is in fact part of the route of the 1986 tour de france.
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did he find it down the back of a sofa?
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but I do wish he would … maybe if he left now and really tried hard it would work?
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true dat
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she’d just explain that the roof was not worth repairing… and meanwhile some donors would receive the list of roofs that do not need repairing so they could see where there may be lead or copper to “liberate”…
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ah the coffee cream ice-cream - good choice.
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would JD Vance have a view on whether Ed is doing it right?
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have you tried saying “I hate you Butler”…
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some guy called elon, I think
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well I’ve fulfilled my pledge to get rid of all the <non-existent> Deform voters in this household. So next I’m moving on to ridding Sussex of all the heffalumps and woozles and getting that on Sky, ITV, BBC and C4 news…
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A jar of Chichester's finest?
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top left can only be saved by inversion. the other 3 can only be saved by superman flying so fast around the earth that we go back in time and kill their grand-parents. orsummink
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barking at a once and future Goddess is not to be recommended. her grave-robber chums might just make a sudden appearance near to your treasure hoard. #justsaying
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is it happy hour. again?
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uk-news and ... Memorial Day? Surely there must be some kind of mistake.
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Digital ID - its time is coming...
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We can't trust Europeans!!!!!! We know that 'coz we're European. Cretan Paradox writ large.
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I read that we can do without them..
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ah, but if you could see what I can see...
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I bet you I'm not one of the "select accounts".
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I can’t work out if the ‘right’ see it as good or bad though?!
How can anyone be certain if weirdo, Tories are pro or anti gimp?
bsky.app/profile/maxw...
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or allow them to opt out if they can answer the question: which one of diversity, equality and inclusion is holding back the UK economy?
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Well I think you seem to have awarded them the "worst font used on a shirt" award, so they won that...
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If this is true, then can Americans do so too?
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it’s just numberwang
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yup
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I haven't picked AND I'm not interested in the game. Not neutral though, as I dislike both sides.
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.. if you don't care you're neutral, if you have a half-and-half scarf you're neutral. butbutbut you're not neutral if you pick a side to win.
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yes, but where's the option for outrage in that? far easier for click-bait if you shoehorn false premises and betrayal narratives
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specifically since “post-modern” predates “modern”
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Tory MP in mendacious, Brexit lying cover-up non-shocker!
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there’ll be only 2 of them tomorrow but if you’ve been convinced the result will still add up to six, to combat this sorcery I have an idea for a new electoral system for you - the single transferable stoat. Major benefit of the stoat is that he will mysteriously disappear (eat) the other candidate.
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ambitions beyond eh? did it live to regret them? did it live?