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"Imagine the power of 20 horses, but as a steel rectangle on wheels."

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Leavitt: "We need more electricians and plumbers. Real working class folks." Elon: "I am building robots and AI to replace all the workers so we don't have to share the money with anyone."

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Happy Javyversary! Four Years Ago Today, Javy Báez Did the Most El Mago Thing Ever www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2025/05...

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Last year an NFL kicker turned a college graduation ceremony into a diatribe about his personal politics and made it completely about himself instead of the graduates and was treated like some kind of fearless national hero by these same folks.

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Behold, the most interesting web page on the internet: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

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Dear @podsaveamerica.crooked.com nerds, I am sorry for calling you "the human equivalent of oat milk" and "a gaggle of gormless cunts whose whole lives are defined by the fact that they worked for Obama that one time." To the little one, the ginger one, and the squirrelly one I say, my bad.

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It's crazy that John Krasinski is like the whitest dude of all time but he was like "no, I want my children to be even whiter" so he married a posh British chick so they could join forces to create the most Caucasian offspring imaginable

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If you don't fuck with Tom Thibodeau then I don't fuck with you

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Trump was so much funnier with a character limit

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Not a great look for a self-described masculinity guru who spent years grifting about kids and their safe space culture to shut down a conversation after a mildly sassy comment from discount Timothee Chalamet

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Maxwell Street's time to shine baby

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Chicago, forever and always. And I know it's not a hot dog, but big shoutout to Maxwell Street Polish. Living proof that there's no such thing as too many grilled onions.

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"Doing ayahuasca helped me so much with playing football." (Proceeds to have three worst years of entire career)

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omg babe the second angle of the PCA grand slam just dropped!!!!

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STUD

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Imagine if the "sex talk" with your dad was him telling you that what you need to do is slide into girls' DMs and offer them a cup of your sperm

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Ronald Acuña Jr. returned tonight and immediately homered

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