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what if everyone just wore fred trump masks for one day of protests and then never mentioned it again. no flyers about it or slogans, just putting on the masks and that’s it. not cartoony ones either, it’s the full mrs doubtfire treatment. that would do something to him right

holy fuck movies used to be so cool

Unfortunately timed Indycar promo reel to commercial:

This nonprofit has stepped up to cover expenses of street vendors who have lost their income due to being undocumented. Anyone considering a donation today, I humbly suggest this link

Just a reminder that I’m not interested in seeing pictures of people or shapes that you think I look like, I absolutely promise you I get nothing out of it

Chicago congresswoman @repdeliaramirez hands Kristi Noem a letter of resignation and encourages her to use it 👀

When one of the cowards in the LAPD shoved a 77 year-old Army vet, the crowd caught the man before he crashed into the pavement. The cops do not protect us. We literally protect us *from the cops*. Via @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social

For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*

Why is Deadpool so irreverent, it’s honestly off-putting a lot of the time

Things could have been so different if we'd had a FEMALE Pennywise.

It’s cute how these guys think they could love the city even a tenth of how much I love it

Pilot of the helicopter filming focusing instead on his failing marriage

They are acting like they just captured Bin Laden

Hearing from so many people, including people with their kids, who didn't feel safe after LAPD/LASD started attacking peaceful protesters — and then were unable to get home. If you took transit to DTLA and got stranded I'd love to hear from you

These injuries were not inflicted by ICE or federalized guardsmen or imaginary agitators. They were inflicted by LAPD and LASD, under the direction of a supposedly democratic mayor, against people who came out to protest peacefully against fascism and racist kidnappings of our neighbors.

We’ve got @dylanohernandez.bsky.social spitting hot fire in this one, and it’s a pleasure to read

It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong

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Just watched LAPD launch tear gas at peaceful protesters live

Reminder that most "red" states have a sizable population who're gerrymandered out of power. Support those who resist!

fun watching two post-teens with "whatever racism Fox needs today" for a personality fly up to the tampa No Kings demonstration with their truck and "trump" and "gulf of america" flags and come to a dead stop for 15 minutes, trapped in traffic, flags hanging limp, as they got mocked by 1000+ people

Philly showin' up today

Greetings! I’m here at Los Angeles City Hall. A group of at minimum ten thousand here for a “No Kings” protest. People spilling out far past the area of Grand Park and City Hall.

Hahaha

cool graphs man. come down to my vault i have an amontillado i’d love for you to try

I stopped giving money to Dem candidates after Fetterman sold my personal info across who knows how many dark, blue, and red webs and I implore my fellow liberals to stop giving politicians more money and to start donating whatever you’ve got - money, food - to people in your immediate communities

Just sold Robert F. Kennedy Jr. an ounce of the gamy-smelling green pellets I feed my turtle for $1200. "Can you throw in some of the juice?" he asked. It took me a minute to realize that he meant some of the water from the tank. I filled a shot glass with it and he tipped me $100 in cash.

Seen this going around but I’m Reposting it with the full alt text bc everyone deserves to read this glorious reply from Boy George

"I had not touched a cat in 15 yrs when an orange kitten wandered over to sit w/me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."

New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.