philipbain.bsky.social
Woke and in favour of a functioning NHS and criminal justice system, benefits for the less fortunate, decency and honesty. So delighted to have got rid of the Tories #FBPE
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The contrast was stark!
But I was initially scrolling between BBC, sky, CNN and the UK were only showing the parade.
They got bored quickly
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I'll correct that - both Sky and BBC have segued.
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I've always worked on the basis that that anyone who steals my identity will do well if they get away with a small loss.
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And you enjoy Spain.
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Yes. A friend has bought a house with a Trullo attached, and we're staying in that. Nice pool too
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Gone full Hobbit!
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Similar price. Also yummy. In Puglia. Cheers Dawn!
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Done exactly the same! Was trying to work earlier, but it was too engrossing!
Fantastic win for Cam
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You got Starmer dropping in for a pizza?
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Though more usually a surname. Mum came up with Orlando.
I think this was to head dad off.
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Nope. Blackadder is a Celtic first name, and my dad was very proud of his roots!
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If my dad had his way, I would be Blackadder! Seriously.
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I would just start in the shallow end and see what happens.
Ah fuck, that ship has sailed.
Good luck
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Yellow brick road - but this version captures the lyrics stunningly
youtu.be/Ozd2ja7mAgM?...
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Staying with friends, I was outside having a puff and heard them. Their kids were mesmerized when I took them to see.
Told them to be careful not to disturb the hogs, but I don't think anything would distract them in full love mode!
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Hard boiled are perfect for them.
They are also wonderfully enthusiastic about sex! Humping hedgehogs is a noise you never forget.
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Can't compete on any levelπ’
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You being scammed again?
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Well we know you don't like pretty boys... Keith, Rob etc!
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I think Robert was the sophisticated choice. Paul was more the pretty boy... who could eat eggs
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There is a special place in hell reserved for the person who left our crates outside for hours on hot summer days and required us to drink soured warm milk.
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Never quite decided whether I fancied Robert Redford or Paul Newman more?
Then I met a girl!
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When I was a lad, we had to wade through raw sewage to get to school.
Oh, I forgot, I was pre Thatcher privatisations and got third pints of milk every day instead.
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I'm about a Carolina reaper on the scoville scale for coolness.πβ₯οΈ
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Good night!
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Took up vulcanisation just to gimp something.
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Reminds me of childhood - following the stinky poo lorries on the road. Not so sweet memories!
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But windy there?
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What's the stupidest way you've hurt yourself?
1. Pretending to work whilst doing a crossword. Boss appeared, leapt up trying to hide it, tripped on chair and dislocated shoulder.
2. Cutting for a hinge to change direction of door opening for disabled FIL, sliced finger nearly off with Stanley knife
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I'm sure that's another coded message encouraging the removal from existence of the orange turd.
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Normally have no interest, but my nephew married a girl last year whose sister is one of those girls.
My 95 yr old mum is suddenly consumed by #Eurovision
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That's brilliant
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Lucky boy!
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Something along the lines of boonerharben...
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π!
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... Just perfectly formed.π
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I'm sorry. Didn't think before sending something that could be insensitive for some and wasn't funny anyway. Should have used misinformed rather than deformed
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Errr.. I was joking too.
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We're opposites. I'm large and imperfectly deformed.π
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The expression I always heard was "big trouble comes in small packages". Good things were reserved for those who wait.
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Didn't realize you were that tiny
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They would prefer one from a reform voter. Barely used and freshly brainwashed.
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Can you please suggest your party's leadership follow this principle, rather than trying to appeal to the awful minority by demonizing immigrants?
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He was born in 1915. Would have been 110 next month. So, about 25. Was sent out as a trainee medic at St Mary's hospital in London to help blitz injuries, then joined RNVR, serving on escort frigates and part of the relief of Malta.
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Ouch
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Is that a cucumber I see before my eyes? Or are you just pleased to see me?