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phillipcollins.bsky.social
alleged software engineer, relapsed record buyer
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and they're all shite
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absolutely - that end of it is nowhere near working and probably never will because I don't think humans would ever accept empathy from a machine. so even if it was technically possible, it still wouldn't work.
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not sure why - just scrape all their message data and social media feeds to build up a model of each child and then jumble it up with the current work. cameras trained on children to measure engagement could vaguely work (it'd almost certainly be crap of course). AGAIN: THESE ARE TERRRIBLE IDEAS
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this would obviously be a bad thing but to suggest it's not possible is wrong? it'd require hugely invasive data-mining of children (and again, I reiterate, this is Very Bad) but i see no reason this isn't possible?
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21-0 at the close, inherently doable. I'd say it's pretty good.
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youtu.be/AJft1XHhRGY?...
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I swear that's a Martin solveig sample "rocking music"
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Expiry dates on drugs are just a big con by big pharma.
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Your picture is OSB though
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sounds more like a 13 year old developing a life-long hobby... discovering electronic music around that age was an absolute life-changer for me!
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YouTube tells me there's a third! Absolute scenes. #RaveyardShift youtu.be/dYjUc5c_6H8?...
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This one comes with the added bonus of having to have Earth Song in your record collection. BIR absolutely kill it on the B-side though. #RaveyardShift youtu.be/yh3UoI4LFDA?...
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Ferry Corsten mixes on Platipus you say? I loved this one... and it sounds like he used a bunch of the same sounds from Air! www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsIy...
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Platipus was one of the first labels I loved - some of it has aged really well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzj_...
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(technically, in the case of websites URLs, the bit after the .com, co.uk or whatever could be case-sensitive if it's badly made)
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no, internet addresses and emails aren't case sensitive
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makes me tempted to do a hooj themed raveyard entry... so many bangers.
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god, not heard this in a LONG time
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Sky have all but abandoned it too
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cars don't kill people, coked up morons do
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The quiver mix 😍
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who is watching a near 4 hour long documentary about whatever the hell those are meant to be covering?
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1984!!
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blue boom guy has been on the sauce already today
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pretty sure you wrap a bit in a rizla and get it down you
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ah great, his goal is to make even more things shit
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will they be on DAB too?
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"rivers of blood" for a 1pp boost.
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ah, Britain. "The Big Apple".
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fragility of the batting order masked in the first few games by a lot of runs at the top of the order
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well that promises to be utterly toe-curling
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if this drags on and fucks up the proper cricket season I'll be livid. just cancel it, it was crap anyway.
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Fishing. They still think Nigel is their friend.
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Lords is a shit day out anyway and they have no relevance beyond that place.
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no apology required, they're all cunts
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Spring onions do the same and every time I forget and assume my idiot cat has trampled on them or something. Then they're fine.
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no, they'll make banning the Ukraine flag government policy.
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please, Winston, describe the "savages" in even greater detail, I didn't yet get the message.
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I read Churchill's memoirs as a teenager (lol) and it radicalised me against all of this flag shagging nonsense, such was his unpleasantness.
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Top 5
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All about the Casper Pound mix on this
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We're about to find out about the existence of a woke deep-state ingrained deep into the offices of Staffordshire County Council's who have sabotaged all the brilliant policies Reform were hoping to enact. It's all they have.
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rich retirees are no longer getting hundreds of pounds a year to notionally pay for their heating 😪
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30% of some unknown quantity is totally meaningless
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I go by genre, but then within genre use the partridge utensil system so the records I play the most are to the right hand end. www.tiktok.com/@no_context_...
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inability to understand what constitutes a proper noun is a huge red flag. I've never met someone who does this who wasn't either stupid or an arsehole.
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Always loved this one
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great, even more of this bollocks
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I wonder if they even actually make the payment and only keep £5, or just keep the whole lot.