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Just a reminder that thanks to our friends at @archive.org you can at any point in time choose to have a better day and watch the edit of the 70s animated The Hobbit movie that makes it an epic-length music video for the Sleep album Dopesmoker archive.org/details/the_...

tonight, 7pm est on www.twitch.tv/fkasocks, its my big birthday bash. but ooooooh ooooooooh im sooooo sad nobody is gonna come to my big birthday booo hooooo. im gonna be all alone for my big birthday party boo hooooooooo. feat. Age Reveal

Really sick of people claiming they’re a Newtype without getting diagnosed first.

#makeaterriblecomicday2025

the only place i want “discover feed” is in my trough!!

under socialism, they’re gonna confiscate every broad’s jugs to combine into one gigantic communal knocker, and citizens will have to wait forever in line to honk it

It’s time

On one hand, the United States' actions have locked us into a path that leads to incalculable human misery and bloodshed, but on the other hand, 173 year old Senator Gedford Slaughtercock (D) is embracing the spirit of bipartisanship by hands-free cumming alongside the Reps for the next six months.

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are yall ready for 9/11 2

There's gotta be an occurrence.

Very stern looking guy on the subway from Akhibara was trying to look cool but I could just see through his shopping bag that he was buying a mondo-tittied pornogrqphic figurine the size of a house cat

People who listen to audiobooks at 1.5 or 2x speed get lumped into the same category as people who have AI summarize shit for them and that's fucked up. People just talk too slow, I want to be locked in for listening. Give me the micromachines guy reading moby dick.

It rocks to get the first phone interview for a tech job in months scheduled for 8am after a 10pm-7am shift at a job that causes your body to be in constant pain. It rocks even more when they simply don't bother to call you or answer when you call to check if it's still on.

Maybe *bad* is the wrong word, but if I didn't know what the game was, I'd immediately assume this was a porno visual novel. I hadn't even seen the version with this tagline, which makes it seem even more like this is a game where all of these shiny dudes are going to fuck eachother/themselves.

It’s a fun subreddit because it’s almost uniformly this.

Game seems fine but that's a historically bad cover

theres always gonna be another chance to hit rain of arrows

But that's not all. It looks like the Banana Diamonds have worked their magic on Candy Kong too, giving her an all new look - complete with a super-sized chest, hips, and banana-eating lips. And are those high heels?! Find out more when the Donkey Kong Bananza game launches July 17!

Keogh no "u." why do I always add a "u" in John's name? Because I am thinking of u. thank's,

tv time with daddy (featuring @gooffkings.bsky.social)

Wildman has something he wants to say 😲 twitch.tv/gooffkings

Anybody got a good plex they don't mind another leecher checking out? My usual hookup is in the process of moving, and trying to look at the library of any actual streaming service is an experience so bad that it's maddening.

if you know anyone who would like to buy a lot consisting of about $2.5k+ worth of magic cards (3 commander decks and change, teeming with full art/borderless lands, foils, and the occasional secret lair treatment) directly from me before i send it to a buy list and get like 1.5k for it, let me know

So far, I've given away 160 free months of Post Games. You have till Tuesday to try the Patreon for free Like the show? Feeling generous? Leave a review on Apple Podcasts! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...

fucking obliterated from orbit by this guy on okcupid

the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires

Just found out about Castle Rat. Holy moley youtu.be/iWKmiTwjjHA?...

Fuck yes.

watched the below this morning and it is genius and hilarious, @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social is a top tier streamer, incredible youtu.be/76txlYWFQFY?...

If you only listen to BeePod and my streams, you probably consider me to be some delirious idiot. My guest spot on Canuck is a Slur won't change your mind, but I do make some cogent points once in a while.

This is incredible

I told Chris i was gonna get this shirt for myself as a goof but it made more sense for him to have it and he was like “oh I’ll wear it but it won’t be a goof”