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phoebebarton.bsky.social
Giant queer trans sf/game writer who is NOT AMERICAN, typewriter guardian, mind poisoner. Nebula winner, Aurora winner! Assistant Editor at Escape Pod, CW '19. Hamilton, Ontario. Header by @shargrave.bsky.social. She/her. www.phoebebartonsf.com
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"Phoebe has an excellent understanding of language. She is a talented writer but sometimes has difficulty putting down her ideas... I would like to see Phoebe work towards publishing more stories." my teacher wrote this on my Grade 4 report card in 1992. it's funny how things worked out.

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hwAET

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Dune won an award at the 1965 Nebulas, and now Dune won an award at the 2025 Nebulas. At least there is symmetry.

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sure, the US has entered the Cool Zone, but it's also Nebulas time! there's half an hour before the broadcast starts from Kansas City, and good luck to all the finalists!

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At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.

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Come ride the Disney Monorail into The Cool Zone with me.

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and furthermore, ICE delenda est

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“Defund the police” was in fact a great slogan.

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you wont believe your eyes—The Masturbating Roach . People come from far and wide to see him "Do his thing" . Sponsored by Topgolf

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Abolishing ICE isn't enough. They all belong in the Hague, every last one of them.

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hang on. grandpa nutmeg is saying "put your helmets on" but they're all already wearing their beef helmets. are we to think that he's suggesting double-helmeting? LITERALLY UNREADABLE

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07 Jun 2025

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"the moon is a harsh mistress. no, wait, not that kind"

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this thread, phew. makes me thankful that my single foray into IP thus far was for writing a short story to order

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Comrades and cuties, we have arrived once more at a blessed day A very happy Stroganoff Saturday to you and yours!

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how has it been eighteen years since Mr. T's Night Elf Mohawk

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TELL ME YOURS, I’LL TELL YOU MINE is officially official! The book I’ve been quietly, loudly, and every-volume-in-between obsessing over for years is coming this fall—and now preorders are ready for you! 🐇💛 www.stillhousepress.org/stillhouse-store/tell-me-yours-ill-tell-you-mine

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Children love the meat tank.

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the Beef Buddies are infantry support for the Meat Tank

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the only flaw to Rick Dees' "Dis-Gorilla" is that it was released too soon after, and was thus too deep in the shadow of, Rick Dees' "Disco Duck"

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"When I said forcefem I meant reconaissance in force fem, now load the rest of those estrogen APFSDS rounds and let's get moving, we've got eggs to flank."

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update: justified

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look at how absolutely relaxed he is

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I couldn't remember the term "fractal burning" so I searched "that incredibly dangerous art thing done with electricity" and that found it, sure enough

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the Second World War: 1937-1945

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how about you eat our shit and hair

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FALLOUT 4 (Bethesda Game Studios, 2015)

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