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Looking camp right in the eye

Roses are red, There’s no place like home,

Hate crime enthusiast and 40-Day Challenge founder, Mark Wahlberg beating himself up over this 😔

Just saw a bird’s ear. This isn’t euphemism. No, not it’s cloaca. The gaping hole in its head in the general area of an ear. I will be taking personal time to recover from this traumatic incident.

Iconic

Totally fancying this NYC Mayoral candidate. And turns out he’s Mira Niar’s son.

Bad people be like: why are they so many songs about rainbows? 😠😡😤

Today’s 1920!

Yesterday’s 1919

*Gently blows on screen*

Finally got to watch Written By. The oh so elusive episode on the high seas.

I’m having a vodka* cran**. *baked potato ** and watching Cranford

Only in 🗣️USA USA USA

This better be AI slop cause that head is wider than his shoulders

The YouTube survey ad tune is my 13th reason

What alcohol do gooners prefer? Rubbing alcohol.

David Corenswet sounds like the intermediary who helps Mr. Mitchell perform coitus announcing its time to be actively involved.

Is he, you know, saying good bye?

I can’t believe I challenged Cambo to an Ice Bucket Challenge and it did it

Just an FYI: ‘Cruising with Susan Calman’ is not that type of show

Why are Phoebe and Monica doing mobile game ads? Didn’t they get 1 million per episode?

Forced to rawdog* my shower *left with my own thoughts

The existence of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander implies the existence of Tom Hollandaise Sauce.

Feel like everyone could use some of this 🖤 youtu.be/DcZYu-HR-fc?...

1900 🔥

@bobmort.bsky.social Happy Birthday 🎂

Like ships that pass in the night, or whatever

Survived the infamous Jesus age. Didn’t kms.

Tommy Cash or Timothée Chalamet?

Chicken stock

1888 🔥

Really been enjoying Joe Lycett’s United States of Birmingham. Sadly for Joe, he’s not the first British comedian to be memorialised in the ‘American Gothic’. Here’s mine from a couple years ago. Sorry babs.

🇻🇦VATICAN BREAKING NEWS 🇻🇦 Black smoke has emerged from the conclave indicating the smoke monster from Lost has arrived.

Me on the left hand side waiting for them to pass the dutchie

I have it on good authority why Cartier didn’t loan the Patiala choker to Punjabi singer and actor Diljit Dosanjh to complete his Met Gala look when they loaned it to Emma Chamberlain in the past

Salam NYC! Barry Keoghan, the first Central Asian celebrity to walk the #MetGala stairs

Nobody: Willem Dafoe in that one photoshoot:

The Walking 🤝 Mickey 17 Dead Steven Yeun characters trying to survive in an alley

1881🔥

Happy Cinco de Cuatro to those who celebrate. May the 4th be with youse. 🖖🏽