pimpcauldron.bsky.social
Satanz Cru, CA
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present your V-card for up to 50% food and drinks
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this has always been core to the onion style
theonion.com/july-21-1969...
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you still don't get it, though.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlin...
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maybe you read it but didn't understand it?
"Forms of the verb "to be" and articles (a, an, the) are usually omitted."
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belittling things with no sentience is offensive to you?
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlin...
how do so many people on bluesky not understand this
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lol, no. that's part of the humor.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headlin...
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mods pls change his username to "tellbillmitchell"
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germans: [stares at you from across the restaurant while you eat]
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this article really goes hard in passive voice in favor of the idea that "peacekeeping teams" carrying guns and shooting in crowded, public places is a totally normal thing
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wow, neo here consumed 4000Wh of energy and used 800 gallons of water to get a computer to read him cliff's notes
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How depraved a state do you have to be to offer a corporate brand on a license plate, much less the disease pajama hugging face punching one loved by our fascist president
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My son is also named dort
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This isnt calculated he just does shitty stuff all the time
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He would turn himself in but that would be too much effort.
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I can't complain about how high my team is ranked, because my team isn't on the list. respect
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at a bar I asked a woman in Chuck Liddell's entourage if she wanted to dance. all at once everyone sitting in their booth turned to look at me. then that record scratch noise played in my head and I got out of there.
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I wish it was like, tim walz getting these sick burns off
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this tracks: We Own This City is jon bernthal IN training day
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what year does she think it is?
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if they cum, we go dumb
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Mark Cuban thinks we should let bigots, nazis, racists, anti-vaxers and conspriracy theorists onto bluesky because of "usage"
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ketamine and adderall huh?
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you think California simply leaves the union, and watches the rest of the united states capitulate to populist fascism, and everything will be cool? I promise you, it won't work that way.
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a quasar?
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they suddenly care about women? lol
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steel curtain, the hogs, electric company...."ham trucks"
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AI has no trans fats!
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM THE GIMME BACK MY BULLETS 8TRACK INTO THE SLOT
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how can you get this up in your feelings about men enjoying food?
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people dont think about it but cancun has hurricanes too
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is this a "cyberdeck" or just a vaio running the sims on windows XP?
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he did the "my QB somewhere smoking CRACK" tweet but the old white man version
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does this person prefer saying drumpf or tRump?
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who would be the best ultimate frisbee guy
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hittman was on like 9 tracks on that album, it went coutrouple quatraple platinum, then he was never heard from again
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I'm sorry is Hydration Guy an internet persona now
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Right, what bright budding internaional minds want to live in a country that commits ethnic genocide within their own borders and bans art?
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not those. the ones with every body panel dented on one side and the "never drive faster then your guardian angle can fly" bumper sticker
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It's not "bad grammar," it's part of the joke. Newspaper headlines typically omit the verb "to be".
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Headline
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My guy, I don't need you to explain anything to me.
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I saw "Bob Dylan and his band" at the Paso Robles mid state fair maybe 25 years ago. Dude sat down and played keyboard the entire time, facing away from the crowd and never even got on the mic to introduce himself.
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Buddy would rather learn hungarian than go to east mississippi community college and I dont blame him
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invest in these nuts, finance bro.
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the human durag!
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I do, but for the fact that watching old basketball games during the playoffs is sicko behavior
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Giant dog content requires that I post this
youtu.be/GjqtwNUE148?...
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why settle for doing one thing poorly when you could do many things poorly?