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Lunatic + imbecile = lunabecile? He’s a stupid motherfucker and he’s utterly demented, let’s say that.

A good rule of thumb is that anyone with some variant of "apologies if I offend, I'm just a straight talker" in their bio can and should be blocked on sight

ICYMI By me: The carbon footprint of the first 15 months of Israel’s war on Gaza will be greater than the annual planet-warming emissions of a hundred individual countries, exacerbating the global climate emergency on top of the huge civilian death toll www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...

Cocaine Boer

Someone else said something very similar to this the other day, but. It really burns me that our (millennials') generation was legally terrorized for like, downloading Radiohead discographies But we're supposed to be ok with billionaires stealing human intellectual output in its entirety bc AI

It is hard to conceive of a more anti-American policy choice for US innovation and prosperity in the 21st century.

This is the kind of sweeping, truth-telling journalism we need more of. Good job, AP.

All citizens being tracked by government. Welcome to China. strike that Welcome to America www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/t...

Yes.

FBI agents “incentivized” to zip tie little kids, help to deport babies in the middle of cancer treatment, & ripping mothers away from her kids. It’s absolutely abhorrent and inhumane. Fvkk the FBI, ICE, or any other agency playing games with people’s lives. #ProudBlue #OneV1

Wiping out the Renfield class is the goal. Then it’ll just be the vampires and their prey. www.axios.com/2025/05/28/a...

Heavily armed paramilitary forces stormed a local San Diego restaurant today, deployed stun grenades against a crowd of onlookers, and kidnapped a handful of kitchen workers.

We were likely years away from making HIV a thing of the past. Humanity triumphing over one of its worst diseases Instead we'll live in a world where people continue getting sick because of a greedy few who didn't want to pay their fair share of taxes

*Raises hand*

A jawdropping ProPublica report reveals the Trump administration knew many of the 238 Venezuelans it shipped off to a notorious Salvadoran megaprison had no criminal records—and did it anyway. https://trib.al/p7MAdma

Good LORD

Republican support for gay marriage has fallen to 41%. For those in the LGBTQ+ community who do not believe they are coming after gay marriage next after their draconian anti-trans restrictions, you're in for a surprise - we are all in this together.

"Yet the US and European countries that tout Israel as an ally that shares their values have issued barely a word of condemnation. They should be ashamed of their silence, and stop enabling Netanyahu to act with impunity..."

Raskin: This is a gangster state. This is not basically a legitimate government that is sometimes doing corrupt things. This is an essentially corrupt enterprise. It's like watching The Sopranos. Every day, they get up and they try to figure out how to plunder and pillage the people

He’s gacked out of his mind.

He’s an absolute imbecile.

He’s already pardoned the January 6 insurrectionists, Bannon, and who can keep track of how many grifters and toadies… so this makes perfect sense. The message: If you commit crimes he agrees with (or are on his behalf) he will get you off the hook. www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/gre...

from today's post, about the hilarious dick-punching that the US Trade Court inflicted on Taco Donny. also: Donny melts down over his new nickname. please read the whole thing, thanks! link is here: bit.ly/4khtsOQ (and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

here's today's post: "Taco Donny gets punched in the dick by tariff court" thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

From The Archives: I Don’t Vaccinate My Child Because It’s My Right To Decide What Eliminated Diseases Come Roaring Back theonion.com/i-don-t...

AI is absolute garbage that will be a cudgel/crutch for fascism.

The war on science rages on.

When do we start all the winning? www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

What? They’re just making shit up?! *gasp* Hard to hear them over all of the dead measles victims in Samoa that RFKJr’s lies are directly responsible for.

Their shared fondness for eugenics is why he posted RFKJr. I wonder if they argue about germ theory?

2 Million Civilians to Be Concentrated in Three Zones 2 Million Civilians to Be Concentrated *Concentrated* *Concentrated* *Concentrated* *Concentrated* *Concentrated* *Concentrated* *Concentrated* *Concentrated* They are ANNOUNCING concentration camps archive.is/Q7klW

Great idea but fair warning: I've been doing it for years and look how it's turned out for me and everyone like me - defunded, marginalized, passed over in favor of people who are easier to get along with, easier to listen to, less intense. Solidarity, I've discovered, is most important of all

Elon Musk made your life worse. Elon Musk made your life worse. Elon Musk made your life worse. Elon Musk made your life worse. Elon Musk made your life worse. Elon Musk made your life worse. Elon Musk made your life worse.

This is Grade-A 100% pure uncut antivax bullshit. Weapons-grade stupidity. www.reuters.com/business/hea...

Once you embrace the fact that the modern right (JD Vance, among many) is using Carl Schmitt’s writings as their foundational blueprint to destroy liberal democracy you can easily see where we’re headed.

“Totalitarianism in power invariably replaces all first-rate talents, regardless of their sympathies, with those crackpots and fools whose lack of intelligence and creativity is still the best guarantee of their loyalty.” -Hannah Arendt

Trump's DUI Hires Are Actively Demolishing America's National Security and Reputation. Instead of concentrating on how MAGA is destroying America's national security, let's talk about Biden's health and finding the "liberal Joe Rogan" W/ @muellershewrote.com open.substack.com/pub/thelefth...

REMINDER now that Dilbert Stark has left the Oval Office: It was never DOGE's task to slash costs; it was their task to slash government's ability to deliver services and run programs. In the wake of which, those that were necessary can be farmed out to private sector cronies, and those that […]

stop writing that he’s leaving DOGE without mentioning that just a few days ago the solicitor general told the United States Supreme Court that he is not part of DOGE

Here’s @thedailybeast noting @RepMarkGreen just told us to listen to Putin and the Kremlin🤔 : t.co/h7k9XwHMCO Video: x.com/thetnholler/...

Who let the bird flu out? Us! We did. Because HHS just cancelled their contract with Moderna for an H5N1 pandemic bird flu vaccine, effectively hobbling our ability to combat the disease when (not if) it begins spreading like wildfire. #birdflu www.reuters.com/business/hea...

Dear @schumer.senate.gov, You want a fight? Here’s a fight. Now, fight. ❤️, LocalGov

an extremely funny outcome here would be hoover saying exactly how much he paid trump for the pardon, since he's still probably never getting out of prison